dear diary

dear diary,

i am not a lawyer
and i didn't stay at a holiday express last night
but i have a massive ego and think i know everything

@NotPayingForSub said
Dear bathroom wall,

Where's Derek?

dear diary,

@Repugnant-Eleven really should understand by now that all my passive aggressive stances are VERY observant
lol
if only it were observant it would understand this
BUT!
since the tiny cockroach wants it in the face
there it shall have it

@diver said
This has to be an RHP record.

Joined 6 hours 25 minutes ago and banned about 2 and half hours later.
Not even Executioner Brand managed that level of implosive dickwittery.

dear diary,

the north texas hail season has begun
i really enjoy the "steel drum" effect upon the shack
but the weather has no rhythm, and the result is cacophony
and still i clap my hands in a futile attempt to match the offbeat beatings of ice balls crashing upon the roof

gonna put some marley on the music player
sweet dreams diary

dear diary,
i need to tell you a thing that i cannot tell anyone
but, i do not trust you

dammit