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Joined 31 May '12 Moves 8268 Constables don't carry guns (or need to).
It is legal to cross the street with a beer in your hand.
Overlook Hotel
Joined 04 Feb '11 Moves 46778 Originally posted by moonbus
Constables don't carry guns (or need to).
It is legal to cross the street with a beer in your hand. But not a chair leg that looks like a gun or you will be shot.
The Ghost Chamber
Joined 14 Mar '15 Moves 28719 There are more umbrellas in the UK than there are guns. (4.2 million sold last year).
Overlook Hotel
Joined 04 Feb '11 Moves 46778 Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
There are more umbrellas in the UK than there are guns. (4.2 million sold last year). Guns are not very effective at keeping you dry in a rain shower.
Joined 10 Nov '12 Moves 6889 Umbrella-guns are the next must-have accessory for homicidal metrosexuals.
Overlook Hotel
Joined 04 Feb '11 Moves 46778 Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason
Umbrella-guns are the next must-have accessory for homicidal metrosexuals. so I hear
Joined 29 Dec '08 Moves 6788 Originally posted by The Gravedigger
Guns are not very effective at keeping you dry in a rain shower. Unless you have a gun and the guy with the umbrella doesn't.
Joined 31 May '12 Moves 8268 Originally posted by The Gravedigger
Guns are not very effective at keeping you dry in a rain shower. Patrick Macnee of the
original Avengers (not the stupid recent comic-book movie of the same title) would have looked pretty daft with a gun in his hand instead of that suave umbrella.
Isle of Misfit Toys
Joined 08 Aug '03 Moves 36645 Originally posted by The Gravedigger
But not a chair leg that looks like a gun or you will be shot. What about a gun that looks like a chair leg?
Overlook Hotel
Joined 04 Feb '11 Moves 46778 Originally posted by Suzianne
What about a gun that looks like a chair leg? Risky
Joined 10 Nov '12 Moves 6889 17. British people are all great mathematicians.
Joined 08 Mar '11 Moves 12351 18. Baby Spice is actually an adult woman.
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Joined 28 Oct '05 Moves 34587 For a couple of decades, Monmouthshire effectively ceased to be. But it's there again now.
Joined 08 Mar '11 Moves 12351
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