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22 Mar 20
Guys I have a confession to make.
Last year I was watching a David Attenborough documentary about Pangolins.
I imagined them to be delightful animals and purchased one on ebay.
It came from China and proved to be a most inhospitable creature.
It hated wearing a lead and going for a walk.
One morning when we were out I attempted to pacify the wretched creature by purchasing it a Greggs sausage roll.
Feeling somewhat stressed I inadvertently purchased it a vegan sausage roll. The scaly anteater went nuts and was subsequently packed off back to China. I heard it ended its days in a wet market and was sold for food. The rest as they say is history.
22 Mar 20
@the-gravedigger saidI would have flushed Rusty down the toilet
I named the beast Rusty.
Enough said.
23 Mar 20
@lemondrop saidIt probably would have bitten your hand off you Gerty! 😛 😉
I would have flushed Rusty down the toilet
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23 Mar 20
@the-gravedigger saidthis story makes me smile
It came from China. The rest as they say is history.
23 Mar 20
@who-keres saidchopped an apple
Probably just gas.
Somebody should burp you.
put it inna cup
added brown sugar and cinnamon
and mixed it all up
two minutes on high
in the microwave
poor man's apple pie
hi, i'm the knave
23 Mar 20
@lemondrop saidYou make Rusty sound like a worthless turd.
I would have flushed Rusty down the toilet
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23 Mar 20
@the-gravedigger saidNo, no, no... Rusty is valuable turd.
You make Rusty sound like a worthless turd.
I hope he doesn't "flush" from the compliment.
@who-keres saidYou have toilet paper?!?!?
Sounds tasty.
All i have is sunflower seeds and toilet paper. 😞