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You won't have to do that here. Anybody who know knows, anybody who doesn't know, doesn't care. 🙂

A little science humor?

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Thank God he knew Akademgorodok. This is worth a visit by the way.

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They missed a few common ones. For example this one:

Why can't you integrate Europe? Too many poles.

chemist

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Originally posted by KazetNagorra
They missed a few common ones. For example this one:

Why can't you integrate Europe? Too many poles.
That's a good one.

How about this: Chaos in functionland. All functions running in all directions with shouts of "The differentiator!" only one function stays cool.
Comes the differentiator and asks: "Don't you fear me?"
"I am e^x "
"and I am dy!"

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Sodium: I lost my electron!

Helium: Are you sure?

Sodium: I'm positive!

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Originally posted by KazetNagorra
They missed a few common ones. For example this one:

Why can't you integrate Europe? Too many poles.
Nationality of Santa Claus:
North Polish
lol <--- Man drowning.

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How many ice breakers trapped in ice does it take to debunk global warming?

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How many Whodey's does it take to give a solution for the STD problem?

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Originally posted by Great King Rat
How many Whodey's does it take to give a solution for the STD problem?
give it up!

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Why?

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Originally posted by Great King Rat
Why?
perhaps whodey does not have a solution.

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Oh, pfffff! Nonsense!

He often attacks "the left" for their solutions concerning the STD problem not to mention that he always brings up the fact that gays make up 5% of the population yet account for 50% of the AIDS cases not to mention that he has an opinion on everything. He surely has the solution.

He just doesn't want to say what it is because he's spineless.

If you're ready to answer, Whodey, do so here:

http://www.redhotpawn.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=157009&page=16

Seeing as we were having a conversation there.

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
perhaps whodey does not have a solution.
How weird is it that you are defending Whodey in this instance Robbie. You often attack him for only critizing Obama yet never offering any kind of solution and now that the subject is STDs you find it's totally acceptable behaviour.

I guess this is because on this subject you are on his side, isn't it? Don't have sex with more than one person and don't choose to be gay!