RHP Prose Competition 2009

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catfoodtim

Culture

21 Mar 09

Hand of Hecate

Thug

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31 Mar 09

Originally posted by Starrman
Why would we need a robot to steal bikes? That stuff's like second nature.

To build more giant, bike stealing robots? Why else would Gypos be building an enormous robot out of bike parts?

Starrman

Joined: 19 Nov 03
Moves: 31382

31 Mar 09

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
To build more giant, bike stealing robots? Why else would Gypos be building an enormous robot out of bike parts?

I've got nuthin.

Ragnorak

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31 Mar 09

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Well there be Bees in it?

D

Palynka

Upward Spiral

Halfway

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Moves: 8702

31 Mar 09

Originally posted by Ragnorak
Well there be Bees in it?

D

Not the BEES!!

Hand of Hecate

Thug

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31 Mar 09

Originally posted by Ragnorak
Well there be Bees in it?

D

Only if they make bee shaped sex toys.

pawnhandler

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Joined: 01 May 07
Moves: 27860

05 Apr 09

I'd bump this thread but there's no point because it's still on the first page.

orangutan

ook

hirsute rooster

Joined: 13 Apr 05
Moves: 20522

05 Apr 09

Originally posted by pawnhandler
I'd bump this thread but there's no point because it's still on the first page.

Thread on the page?
But there's no point!

I'd still bump this - because it's first.

Hand of Hecate

Thug

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07 Apr 09

Originally posted by orangutan
Thread on the page?
But there's no point!

I'd still bump this - because it's first.

I demand to know who's submitted a submittal. I'd like to see something from darvlay, SJ and Moldy Crow.

Starrman

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08 Apr 09

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Moldy Crow.

Is that old coot still alive?

Hand of Hecate

Thug

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08 Apr 09

Originally posted by Starrman
Is that old coot still alive?

Depends upon your definitionof alive. I believe he still has a pulse, but, his moral and ethical standards have sunk so low as to muddy the distinction between alive and having a life worth living. Last I heard he was shooting Elk in the woods and doing unspeakble things to them in the name of art. This account alone would be a worthy entry to the prose competition.

darvlay

Joined: 05 Jan 04
Moves: 45179

09 Apr 09

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I demand to know who's submitted a submittal. I'd like to see something from darvlay, SJ and Moldy Crow.

No time. Me good only for off-cuff zingers.

Palynka

Upward Spiral

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09 Apr 09

Originally posted by darvlay
No time. Me good only for off-cuff zingers.

Me too. I only have time to humiliate uzless these days.

Hand of Hecate

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13 Apr 09

Originally posted by darvlay
No time. Me good only for off-cuff zingers.

Slacker. If this was a music review you'd be all over it like yellow on bananas.

catfoodtim

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13 Apr 09

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13 Apr 09

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