RHP Prose Competition 2009

Originally posted by Sunburnt
I am hoping to enter but haven't written ****. There's still hope.

I would like to see a story from you about puppies. A young Sunburnt (yes, think waaaay back), riding her little pink bike, sees a sign on the side of the road "Free Puppies". They turn out to be the cutest little things and she persuades the owner to give all three of the remaining litter to her. Off she goes with the fluffy little puppies tucked in the basket on the front of her bike.

The next scene will be that of little Sunburnt flensing the skin from three little puppy skulls and contemplating that she really needs a fourth to round out the set. Fortunately, little Billy down the street is in possession of a head that should do nicely, he probably won't even miss it.

The End.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I would like to see a story from you about puppies. A young Sunburnt (yes, think waaaay back), riding her little pink bike, sees a sign on the side of the road "Free Puppies". They turn out to be the cutest little things and she persuades the owner to give all three of the remaining litter to her. Off she goes with the fluffy little puppies tucked ...[text shortened]... is in possession of a head that should do nicely, he probably won't even miss it.

The End.

god. your boston strangler tag isn't even a joke is it?! 😲

Originally posted by Biffer Spice
god. your boston strangler tag isn't even a joke is it?! 😲

It's ok, I only strangle people on the internet.

What are you wearing?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I would like to see a story from you about puppies. A young Sunburnt (yes, think waaaay back), riding her little pink bike, sees a sign on the side of the road "Free Puppies". They turn out to be the cutest little things and she persuades the owner to give all three of the remaining litter to her. Off she goes with the fluffy little puppies tucked ...[text shortened]... is in possession of a head that should do nicely, he probably won't even miss it.

The End.

That's not 500 words, Knuckledragger. Whip out your grubby fingers and keep typing.

Originally posted by Sunburnt
That's not 500 words, Knuckledragger. Whip out your grubby fingers and keep typing.

Are you sure you want more of that story?

Originally posted by Sunburnt
That's not 500 words, Knuckledragger. Whip out your grubby fingers and keep typing.

I want you to finish it. I gave you a good start, I just need you to fill in some fluff to round it out. Hell, it doesn't even have to be 500 words, can you manage adding a 100 or so.

Originally posted by kirksey957
Are you sure you want more of that story?

I really should whip something up about you. Do you still visit random churches for kicks?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I really should whip something up about you. Do you still visit random churches for kicks?

I'd love to answer that, but for a reason latter to be revealed, I can't.

Originally posted by kirksey957
I'd love to answer that, but for a reason latter to be revealed, I can't.

What? Burning down the churches you visit, or, just using them to pickup cougars?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
What? Burning down the churches you visit, or, just using them to pickup cougars?

Yea, if I can't pick them up, it gets burned.

bumpity

This is rather hard.

Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
This is rather hard.

Just write something in the form of a word problem.

For example, just expand upon:

How fast would darvlay's boot have to be travelling to lodge 4" of the tip up Very Rusty's ass?

Last minute entrants should be typing away furiously.