what would you preach to Jesus?

what would you preach to Jesus?

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Jew.

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Originally posted by 7ate9
i'm off to catch up with a friend and have a couple of beers, but i look forward to reading whatever posts when i return.
Fashion sense, those drab old robes don't lend themselves to an encouraging performance. Dress to impress, that's my motto.

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Kichigai!

Osaka

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Originally posted by 7ate9
i'm off to catch up with a friend and have a couple of beers, but i look forward to reading whatever posts when i return.
I'd probably ask him to take royal-idiot away. Oh, then go out for a couple of glasses of "water" with him. You reckon the water - wine thing happened all the time for Jebus, or just sometimes? Could make bath time fun!

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I would advise Jesus against his body piercings .

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Osaka

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Originally posted by aspviper666
I would advise Jesus against his body piercings .
Ha ha, lol. Good one!

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i probably shouldnt laugh at that lol

Ming the Merciless

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Originally posted by 7ate9
i'm off to catch up with a friend and have a couple of beers, but i look forward to reading whatever posts when i return.
I would have urged Jesus to write it all down himself so his followers couldn't hopelessly twist it all beyond recognition.

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Originally posted by rwingett
I would have urged Jesus to write it all down himself so his followers couldn't hopelessly twist it all beyond recognition.
Like that would ever happen.

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Originally posted by rwingett
I would have urged Jesus to write it all down himself so his followers couldn't hopelessly twist it all beyond recognition.
and then hope that the language doesn't change in the next x hundred/thousand years.

Walk your Faith

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Originally posted by rwingett
I would have urged Jesus to write it all down himself so his followers couldn't hopelessly twist it all beyond recognition.
Heck he could have had the Spirit of God come into the lives of those
that follow Him so God Himself could teach it directly...oh wait, that is
what he did!
Kelly

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Originally posted by KellyJay
Heck he could have had the Spirit of God come into the lives of those
that follow Him so God Himself could teach it directly...oh wait, that is
what he did!
Kelly
Touche

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Originally posted by aspviper666
Like that would ever happen.
666 burns eternally
and all affiliated with it

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Originally posted by rwingett
I would have urged Jesus to write it all down himself so his followers couldn't hopelessly twist it all beyond recognition.
Hoplessly you wonder about Earth with no GOD.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Fashion sense, those drab old robes don't lend themselves to an encouraging performance. Dress to impress, that's my motto.
Yo haven't shut up yet?