19 Oct 06
Originally posted by DoctorScribblesThis afternoon I had impure thoughts about a girl I saw on the sidewalk who may or may not have been "legal".
Confess your sins unto me.
I'm not offering forgiveness or absolution. I just want to hear them, and maybe ridicule you a bit if I deem it appropriate.
Oh, and I'm married.
TheSkipper
19 Oct 06
Originally posted by DoctorScribblesA few days ago I put a bowl where the plates normally go in my cupboard 😳:'(
Confess your sins unto me.
I'm not offering forgiveness or absolution. I just want to hear them, and maybe ridicule you a bit if I deem it appropriate.
19 Oct 06
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Originally posted by TheSkipperProfessor, let not your heart be troubled. From the first days in the Garden, man by his very nature has always fallen victim to temptresses. Be not ashamed of your original sin. Depart, and bask in it.
This afternoon I had impure thoughts about a girl I saw on the sidewalk who may or may not have been "legal".
Oh, and I'm married.
TheSkipper
19 Oct 06
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Originally posted by twiceaknightTo alleviate your guilt, you must first acknowledge your real sin -- doing a woman's work in the kitchen. Repent, and vow never to repeat it.
A few days ago I put a bowl where the plates normally go in my cupboard 😳:'(
Never forget that there is a reason you are missing a rib -- God gave you a helpmate for a reason.
19 Oct 06
Originally posted by DoctorScribblesBack in the day, before I tied a knot around my neck, I had an erotic liaison with two willing women in a plush Four Seasons penthouse hotel suite. There was a copious amount of alcohol, delicious food, and sensual fruits in which we indulged to excess. The whirlpool was 110°, and the jets were turned to high. I even recorded many of the night's more interesting proceedings for posterity, a digitized version of which is probably still floating around in cyberspace.
Confess your sins unto me.
...and I forgot to pay the mini-bar tab upon check-out.
19 Oct 06
Originally posted by David CThou shalt not steal. What the hell is wrong with you?
Back in the day, before I tied a knot around my neck, I had an erotic liaison with two willing women in a plush Four Seasons penthouse hotel suite. There was a copious amount of alcohol, delicious food, and sensual fruits in which we indulged to excess. The whirlpool was 110°, and the jets were turned to high. I even recorded many of the night's more interes ...[text shortened]... still floating around in cyberspace.
...and I forgot to pay the mini-bar tab upon check-out.
19 Oct 06
Originally posted by vistesdHow could mirth at the expense of the reputation of the Roman Catholic Church be sinful? Go and be merry. Come back when you have some real sins to confess.
I have to go now, but just wanted you to know my wife and are are laughing till the tears come...
Is such mirth sinful?
19 Oct 06
Originally posted by kirksey957No harm, no foul. Let your guilt go.
I was once, OK, maybe many times in a nursing home and had an issue with flatulance. I rationalized that the place stunk anyway so I let fly.
Unless there's something you're not telling me, like if you deviously turned your backside to a wheelchair-bound cripple with malice in your heart and pretended to discover that your shoe was untied just as you were passing gas. Then I'd have to strip of your title Righteous.
