Reasons not to be a Jehovah's Witness #1

Reasons not to be a Jehovah's Witness #1

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Originally posted by Rank outsider
I'm not sure JWs allow butt kissing. It's not natural, you know.

Anyway, glad you had a good birthday, and hope your wife is fully recovered now.
its only a mater of time before he gets his daughter to dance for us and his wife to ask for the Gmans head on a platter, watch out for the baker that bakes divegeesters bread, he could be next.

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Message from Chess Host:

"Unfortunately, 'Jehovah's Witnesses Paradise Club' has declined your membership request at this time." "Why not request membership of another club?"


Oh I see, so I have to a JW in order to join the JW club now do I?

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
do zombies hear? I thought they just blabbered and drooled, for although we have ears, we actually hear with the mind.
They are all waiting to elect Hillary for the next two terms. :'(

I'm sorry, you like Hillary. Why I don't know because she helps run the evil political establishment that you refuse to participate in because they are all evil.

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Originally posted by divegeester
Message from Chess Host:

"Unfortunately, 'Jehovah's Witnesses Paradise Club' has declined your membership request at this time." "Why not request membership of another club?"


Oh I see, so I have to a JW in order to join the JW club now do I?
REJECT

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
REJECT
"That's right, You tell em robbie it's easy to join much harder to leave.

rc

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more zombie drool

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
more zombie drool
aren't your parents & grandparents christian? not jw

rc

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Originally posted by tim88
aren't your parents & grandparents christian? not jw
yes I am the only member of my family whom the Lord has chosen to shine his wonderful light, what of it?

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
yes I am the only member of my family whom the Lord has chosen to shine his wonderful light, what of it?
oh dear.

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Originally posted by divegeester
oh dear.
I am not one of the bottle, I really think I am a special one!

Cornovii

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
I am not one of the bottle, I really think I am a special one!
You're 'special' alright. No denying that.

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
I am not one of the bottle, I really think I am a special one!
Don't you think me saving my wife's life by ensuring she received a critical blood transfusion is "special"

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Originally posted by divegeester
Don't you think me saving my wife's life by ensuring she received a critical blood transfusion is "special"
No people give blood all the time, if you had given a kidney as the Jehovahs Witness father did in the independently produced video 'Knocking', then you might be special, but no, you are just ordinary. What you do with your body is your affair, why you think i should be interested in it, I cannot say, you have the right of self determination the same as anyone else.

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Originally posted by Proper Knob
You're 'special' alright. No denying that.
thank you, I knew you would acknowledge my genius at last.

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
No people give blood all the time, if you had given a kidney as the Jehovahs Witness father did in the independently produced video 'Knocking', then you might be special, but no, you are just ordinary. What you do with your body is your affair, why you think i should be interested in it, I cannot say, you have the right of self determination the same as anyone else.
I hope the kidney was drained of every drop of blood before being transferred? How did the manage that?