Originally posted by twhitehead
Chemistry is a false subject. Nobody has ever observed Iron turning into Gold. You can never make one KIND of metal turn into another KIND of metal. Only stupid people would believe such a thing.
We mustn't let them teach this to our children in schools.
Prove to me that Chemistry is true.

The attraction of opposites and a synergistic chemistry between a man and a woman romantically involved is observable and therefore empirically true; even children in lower grade schools experience puppy love. Do chemists have an advantage? lol

Originally posted by twhitehead
Chemistry is a false subject. Nobody has ever observed Iron turning into Gold. You can never make one KIND of metal turn into another KIND of metal. Only stupid people would believe such a thing.
We mustn't let them teach this to our children in schools.
Prove to me that Chemistry is true.

Like someone once said, "I don't think that word means what you think it means."

I think you're looking for alchemy.

Originally posted by Suzianne
Like someone once said, "I don't think that word means what you think it means."

I think you're looking for alchemy.

Sar-chasm n.
1. The gap in understanding between the ironic intent of your joke and the person taking it seriously.

Originally posted by SwissGambit
[b]Sar-chasm n.
1. The gap in understanding between the ironic intent of your joke and the person taking it seriously.[/b]

She is just trying to be nice to him.

The Instructor

Originally posted by SwissGambit
[b]Sar-chasm n.
1. The gap in understanding between the ironic intent of your joke and the person taking it seriously.[/b]

That's pretty good. 🙂

Originally posted by SwissGambit
[b]Sar-chasm n.
1. The gap in understanding between the ironic intent of your joke and the person taking it seriously.[/b]

Is that a new word? First time I heard it.
Its a good one though.. 🙂

Originally posted by Rajk999
Is that a new word? First time I heard it.
Its a good one though.. 🙂

It is called an unword.

http://www.unwords.com/

The Instructor

Originally posted by Rajk999
Is that a new word? First time I heard it.
Its a good one though.. 🙂

I heard it somewhere. Probably here. It deserves more publicity.