17 Sep 05
A little boy is standing on top of a cliff, looking down at the sea and crying his eyes out. A god-less Darwinist approaches and says, "My child, why are you so upset?"
The little boy turns to him and says, "My mummy and daddy were in their car -- and it just rolled over the cliff and smashed on the rocks down there."
The god-less Darwinist slowly looks around him while starting to undress and says, "It's just not your day, is it?"
17 Sep 05
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Originally posted by aardvarkhomeAs an altarboy is leaving to go home, the godless Darwinist says, "See you later alligator."
A little boy is standing on top of a cliff, looking down at the sea and crying his eyes out. A god-less Darwinist approaches and says, "My child, why are you so upset?"
The little boy turns to him and says, "My mummy and daddy were in their car -- and it just rolled over the cliff and smashed on the rocks down there."
The god-less Darwinist slowly looks around him while starting to undress and says, "It's just not your day, is it?"
The altarboy replies, "In a while pedophile."
17 Sep 05
Originally posted by David CThey are just telling the truth. Everybody knows that all God-less Darwinists are child molesters. What I don't understand is why it says "joke" in the subject line.
I'm highly offended. I've just alerted this post, and I'll set my alert-bot on high. You Darwin-less heathens.
17 Sep 05
Originally posted by David Cthe people that alerted the other joke are sensative about the men in dresses they worship. what a bunch of cry babies no wonder they are made to sit in their own pew.
I'm highly offended. I've just alerted this post, and I'll set my alert-bot on high. You Darwin-less heathens.
17 Sep 05
Originally posted by David CHoe, I would think that the thread title, "Offensive god-less Darwinist jokes," would be sufficient disclaimer.
I'm highly offended. I've just alerted this post, and I'll set my alert-bot on high. You Darwin-less heathens.
Besides the Catholic priests never hurt anybody. All atheists sacrifice kittens. Therefore, all Darwinists sacrifice kittens.
17 Sep 05
Originally posted by telerionA young economist and an old godless Darwinist are sitting at a bar.
Hoe, I would think that the thread title, "Offensive god-less Darwinist jokes," would be sufficient disclaimer.
Besides the Catholic priests never hurt anybody. All atheists sacrifice kittens. Therefore, all Darwinists sacrifice kittens.
The young economist says, "I'd give anything to make some money."
The godless Darwinist unzips his drawers.
17 Sep 05
Originally posted by telerionDarwinists eat their own babys in secret midnight rituals on the eve of Halloween . There are covens of them living amoung us . In the book of Revelations , it clearly shows that C Darwin was the prophecized "Whore of Babylon" . If you read "Origion of Species" backwards in a mirror , many passages of the "Satanic Bible" and all of the collective lyrics of the Beatles can be found .
Hoe, I would think that the thread title, "Offensive god-less Darwinist jokes," would be sufficient disclaimer.
Besides the Catholic priests never hurt anybody. All atheists sacrifice kittens. Therefore, all Darwinists sacrifice kittens.