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I promise 8 virgins in the after life.

rain

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Originally posted by Trev33
I promise 8 virgins in the after life.
Only eight? Pfft. I can blow myself up for a better deal.

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Originally posted by Trev33
I promise 8 virgins in the after life.
Do the virgins get a say? what if they dont want to have sex with me? Can I exchange them for experienced women? I dont want to be blowing myself up or killing a whole bunch of dudes for disappointing awkward nube sex.

rain

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Haha, we automatically assume they're women. In Trev's afterlife, there'd be 8 virgins who are nerdy Phantom Menace fans.

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Originally posted by vivify
Haha, we automatically assume they're women. In Trev's afterlife, there'd be 8 virgins who are nerdy Phantom Menace fans.
there is no such thing as a phantom menace fan.

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Originally posted by vivify
Sorry. My comment not of the Spirit.

rain

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Originally posted by stellspalfie
there is no such thing as a phantom menace fan.
You gotta have faith.

Cape Town

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Originally posted by Trev33
I promise 8 virgins in the after life.
What must we do in return. For Pascal Wager to apply, you must demonstrate that the possible down sides of joining your cult are minimal. Will it cost us much money or time, and will it offend other possible gods?
And as others have asked, please be more specific about those virgins. There are at least 8 virgins in the block of flats I live in, but that doesn't benefit me much.

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Originally posted by twhitehead
... please be more specific about those virgins. There are at least 8 virgins in the block of flats I live in, but that doesn't benefit me much.
Indeed. They could be male, old or munters.

What will the virgins be doing and how often?

I'd also like to understand the exclusivity level of this cult; i.e. how difficult is it to get in? What are the expulsion rules? Is is ok to mercilessly mock non-members? What happens to non-members; are they likely to be "roasty-toasty"** in some unpleasant place of teeth gnashing?

**TM robbie-carrobie

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Originally posted by Trev33
I promise 8 virgins in the after life.
Is that for males only or do females get the 8 virgins as well?

Misfit Queen

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Originally posted by whodey
Is that for males only or do females get the 8 virgins as well?
Are you kidding? Females, whether virgin or not, are probably not even seriously considered for this exclusive cult. Look at cults like Boko Haram. What do you think the kidnapping of 276 schoolgirls from Chibok in April 2014 was all about, anyways?

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Are you kidding? Females, whether virgin or not, are probably not even seriously considered for this exclusive cult. Look at cults like Boko Haram. What do you think the kidnapping of 276 schoolgirls from Chibok in April 2014 was all about, anyways?
They needed dishwashers?

The Near Genius

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Originally posted by Trev33
I promise 8 virgins in the after life.
I believe they will stay virgins too. 😏

HalleluYah !!! Praise the LORD! Holy! Holy! Holy!

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If the afterlife is infinite 8 virgins wont last long will they? Anyway, experience is best, improve your offer!!

The Near Genius

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Originally posted by OdBod
If the afterlife is infinite 8 virgins wont last long will they? Anyway, experience is best, improve your offer!!
Well, if they stay virgins like I said, then they will last forever. 😏