Mortal Truths

Spirituality

25 Apr 15

Joined: 14 Mar 15
Moves: 28795

25 Apr 15

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Just to recap, for my own sanity:

The world is billions of years old.
Evolution is fact not fiction.
God is fiction not fact.
Hell does not exist.
Ikea does exist. (Just been there).
Man did land on the moon.

Joined: 16 Feb 08
Moves: 117540

25 Apr 15

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Just to recap, for my own sanity:

The world is billions of years old.
Evolution if fact not fiction.
God is fiction not fact.
Hell does not exist.
Ikea does exist. (Just been there).
Man did land on the moon.

IKEA is indeed a hell 😵

Joined: 14 Mar 15
Moves: 28795

25 Apr 15

Originally posted by divegeester
IKEA is indeed a hell 😵

Tell me about it.

Went there to buy some shelves and a lamp, came back with a rug and a novelty potato peeler.

Joined: 16 Feb 08
Moves: 117540

25 Apr 15

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Tell me about it.

Went there to buy some shelves and a lamp, came back with a rug and a novelty potato peeler.

I went for the first time, to the Southampton one a few weeks ago. Never again. Getting out was a challenge in itself.

Joined: 14 Mar 15
Moves: 28795

25 Apr 15

Originally posted by divegeester
I went for the first time, to the Southampton one a few weeks ago. Never again. Getting out was a challenge in itself.

Their coffee is also truly horrific!

Perhaps Hinds deserves to be thrown into it. 😉

Joined: 16 Feb 08
Moves: 117540

25 Apr 15

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Their coffee is also truly horrific!

Perhaps Hinds deserves to be thrown into it. 😉

It is one "hell" I could throw him into.

RJHinds

The Near Genius

Fort Gordon

Joined: 24 Jan 11
Moves: 13644

25 Apr 15

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Just to recap, for my own sanity:

The world is billions of years old.
Evolution is fact not fiction.
God is fiction not fact.
Hell does not exist.
Ikea does exist. (Just been there).
Man did land on the moon.

Well, you have to have faith.

lemon lime

itiswhatitis

oLd ScHoOl

Joined: 31 May 13
Moves: 5577

25 Apr 15

1 edit

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Just to recap, for my own sanity:

The world is billions of years old.
Evolution is fact not fiction.
God is fiction not fact.
Hell does not exist.
Ikea does exist. (Just been there).
Man did land on the moon.

It's a requirement, so don't feel alone. Many others here are only able to hold themselves together by repeating the same mantra.

By the way, on one episode of the odd couple (the original tv series) Oscar teaches Felix a mantra, and encourages him to repeat it over and over again. It goes something like this:

Owa...
Tajure...
Kiam...

Believe it or not this really works, and continual repetition of this mantra will soon lead you to unimaginable enlightenment...

Suzianne

Misfit Queen

Isle of Misfit Toys

Joined: 08 Aug 03
Moves: 36817

26 Apr 15

1 edit

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Tell me about it.

Went there to buy some shelves and a lamp, came back with a rug and a novelty potato peeler.

"Focus, Daniel-san!"

KellyJay

Walk your Faith

USA

Joined: 24 May 04
Moves: 158221

26 Apr 15

1 edit

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Just to recap, for my own sanity:

The world is billions of years old.
Evolution is fact not fiction.
God is fiction not fact.
Hell does not exist.
Ikea does exist. (Just been there).
Man did land on the moon.

Those your facts or your beliefs?

Joined: 16 Feb 08
Moves: 117540

26 Apr 15

1 edit

Originally posted by KellyJay
Those you facts or your beliefs?

They are his beliefs.

The same way you believe that the antichrist will come in your lifetime and yet you don't feel the need to explain it when asked, neither does Ghosty have to explain his.

🙂

twhitehead

Cape Town

Joined: 14 Apr 05
Moves: 52945

26 Apr 15

Originally posted by KellyJay
Those your facts or your beliefs?

Can't they be both? I believe they are facts.

Joined: 14 Mar 15
Moves: 28795

26 Apr 15

Originally posted by RJHinds
Well, you have to have faith.

According to George Michael.

moonbus

Über-Nerd

Joined: 31 May 12
Moves: 8444

26 Apr 15

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Just to recap, for my own sanity:

The world is billions of years old.
Evolution is fact not fiction.
God is fiction not fact.
Hell does not exist.
Ikea does exist. (Just been there).
Man did land on the moon.

That last one could have been faked. Just sayin' ...