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Originally posted by @romans1009
Nice lol.

Not sure the Bible says “whale.” Think it says “great fish” or something like that, but I know that’s irrelevant to the joke. Just thought I’d mention it.
Yes, a great fish.

Thinking a whale could swallow a man would be silly.

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Originally posted by @wolfgang59
Yes, a great fish.

Thinking a whale could swallow a man would be silly.
Do you think megalodon could have swallowed a man whole?

Not all animals that existed in Biblical times are still around today.

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Originally posted by @wolfgang59
Yes, a great fish.

Thinking a whale could swallow a man would be silly.
My memory was right on that...

“Now the Lord had prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonah. And Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights.”

(Jonah 1:17)

It always amazes me how atheists can’t comprehend that God could create the universe but would somehow struggle with creating a great fish that could swallow a man whole or walking on water or turning water into wine or multiplying loaves and fishes.

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Originally posted by @suzianne
Most children eventually learn when not to bore others with their vapid comments. Some don't.

Most children also learn when something is funny and when it's just hurtful. Again, some don't.
Are you talking to me?


Bit scared to reply and quote?

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Originally posted by @romans1009
It always amazes me how atheists can’t comprehend that God could create the universe but would somehow struggle with creating a great fish that could swallow a man whole or walking on water or turning water into wine or multiplying loaves and fishes.
You might want to re-read this sentence and check if what you are saying actually makes sense.

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Originally posted by @karoly-aczel
Are you talking to me?


Bit scared to reply and quote?
Being apathist’s straight-man probably has a shelf-life.

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Originally posted by @divegeester
You might want to re-read this sentence and check if what you are saying actually makes sense.
I didn’t express my thought well at all but I was basically referring to atheists who accept God exists for argumentation sake’s only. It then makes no sense to challenge any reports of miracles in the Bible because a God able to create a universe is certainly not going to struggle to turn water into wine.

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Originally posted by @divegeester
Being apathist’s straight-man probably has a shelf-life.
What?

Take a break from trying to figure it out.
You wont waste precious time by not trying.

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Originally posted by @karoly-aczel
What?

Take a break from trying to figure it out.
You wont waste precious time by not trying.
I’m glad you’re sticking with sparkin wendys. I like that one.

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Originally posted by @romans1009
I didn’t express my thought well at all but I was basically referring to atheists who accept God exists for argumentation sake’s only. It then makes no sense to challenge any reports of miracles in the Bible because a God able to create a universe is certainly not going to struggle to turn water into wine.
Now it makes complete sense 🙄

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Originally posted by @karoly-aczel
What?
You heard me.

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Originally posted by @divegeester
Now it makes complete sense 🙄
Thanks, tiger. And thanks for pointing out my failure to properly convey my thought.

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Originally posted by @romans1009
I’m glad you’re sticking with sparkin wendys. I like that one.
Sparkn dumpers

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Originally posted by @divegeester
You heard me.
How are my posts anything to do with any other posters?

Please point out where I have been anyones yesman? Which post, which thread?

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Originally posted by @romans1009
Thanks, tiger. And thanks for pointing out my failure to properly convey my thought.
Are you working out who is who on the SF yet?

Those that insult you or those offering genuine advice?

You are young with good , strong words. Dont become an old man filled with regret.
"Blessed are the poor in spirit" this should be your mantra before you start posting here. God will forgive you if u let him