Happy Easter to everyone but robbie

Happy Easter to everyone but robbie

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As I sit here worshipping in my home at the alter of my self constructed Easter bunny and offering sacrifices to the this god of fertility, I just thought I would wish everyone a happy Easter, except for robbie so as not to offend him. 😵

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Originally posted by whodey
As I sit here worshipping in my home at the alter of my self constructed Easter bunny and offering sacrifices to the this god of fertility, I just thought I would wish everyone a happy Easter, except for robbie so as not to offend him. 😵
The Holy Bible tells us who is the true God of fertility. To mention only one incident, do you recall what He did for Abraham and Sarah? So continue to worship Him as you see fit.

Having disarmed principalities and powers, He made a public spectacle of them, triumphing over them in it.

So let no one judge you in food or in drink, or regarding a festival or a new moon or sabbaths, which are a shadow of things to come, but the substance is of Christ.


(Colossians 2:15-17 NKJV)

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Originally posted by whodey
As I sit here worshipping in my home at the alter of my self constructed Easter bunny and offering sacrifices to the this god of fertility, I just thought I would wish everyone a happy Easter, except for robbie so as not to offend him. 😵
Spotted this morning at the 7.30 am "Children's" mass: helium balloons weighted down with stones on strings ~ Spongebob Squarepants, pink dolphins, blue elephants [for 'blue', we could say more-or-less 'elephant colour'], and fruit salad coloured helicopters, excellent floral arrangements positioned in several places but always with the florist's telephone number visible. Three things seen but presumably not specifically commanded by Christ: a large mural depicting Jesus teaching some children under a tree; physically disabled worshippers accommodated at the front of the congregation; full text of the mass and all songs for sale at the gate.

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Originally posted by FMF
Spotted this morning at the 7.30 am "Children's" mass: helium balloons weighted down with stones on strings ~ Spongebob Squarepants, pink dolphins, blue elephants [for 'blue', we could say more-or-less 'elephant colour'], and fruit salad coloured helicopters, excellent floral arrangements positioned in several places but always with the florist's telephone numbe ...[text shortened]... ated at the front of the congregation; full text of the mass and all songs for sale at the gate.
I was alright until I read the bit about Spongebob.

Clearly Spongebob is gay!! 😠

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Originally posted by whodey
I was alright until I read the bit about Spongebob.

Clearly Spongebob is gay!! 😠
its tough being a straight guy in a gay world!

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
its hard being a straight guy in a gay world!
Tell me about it.

Do you view Spongebob to be pagan?

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Originally posted by whodey
Tell me about it.

Do you view Spongebob to be pagan?
no just annoying

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
no just annoying
Clearly Spongebob was created by pagans, unless you have evidence that they are JW"s who came up with him.

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Originally posted by whodey
Clearly Spongebob was created by pagans, unless you have evidence that they are JW"s who came up with him.
He could be I dunno, then again, sprinkle enough Holy water on him in Indonesia and hes clean and wholesome and totally christian!

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
He could be I dunno, then again, sprinkle enough Holy water on him in Indonesia and hes clean and wholesome and totally christian!
What if Spongebob wore a cross. Would that be enough to ban him from your TV?

Is it not enough that he is gay! 😠

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Originally posted by whodey
What if Spongebob wore a cross. Would that be enough to ban him from your TV?

Is it not enough that he is gay! 😠
I always suspected sponge bob was a wee bit on the effeminate side, ban him from my tv, heck i darent turn the thing on, the BBC is a like gay parade!

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
He could be I dunno, then again, sprinkle enough Holy water on him in Indonesia and hes clean and wholesome and totally christian!
For Indonesian Christians, a crucifix is a representation of the cross on which Jesus died, and for Indonesian Christians, Jesus is "clean and wholesome", to use your words, and His sacrifice ~ there on that cross ~ makes him a revered figure. 😀

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
He could be I dunno, then again, sprinkle enough Holy water on him in Indonesia and hes clean and wholesome and totally christian!
You seem to despise Holy water. Is that because JWs don't have Holy water?

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Originally posted by FMF
For Indonesian Christians, a crucifix is a representation of the cross on which
Jesus died, and for Indonesian Christians, Jesus is "clean and wholesome", to use your words, and His sacrifice ~ there on that cross ~ makes him a revered figure.
indeed and yet from Gods perspective they have adopted a pagan symbol, cant be wholesome surely.

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Originally posted by RJHinds
You seem to despise Holy water. Is that because JWs don't have Holy water?
I dont despise anything except the BBC for marginalizing Scotland.