25 Aug 05
Originally posted by RBHILLSo how do you know god? Do you two go bowling together? Do you have him over for dinner once a month? Will he be joining your clan anytime soon? That would really be a feather in your cap, wouldn't it? Tell us, is he a snappy dresser? Does he still wear his beard long, or does he keep it trimmed a little shorter these days?
You are right in one time in my life I did not know God, but know I do and I asked you the Question.
There is no need to run from my Question and hyjack my thread.
And go read the Edit
25 Aug 05
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Originally posted by rwingettI had Jesus and Buddha in my heart... but I guess they got into a fight. Something about Buddha being a false God when he said no such thing... and Jesus told him to jump in a lake (of fire).
So how do you know god? Do you two go bowling together? Do you have him over for dinner once a month? Will he be joining your clan anytime soon? That would really be a feather in your cap, wouldn't it? Tell us, is he a snappy dresser? Does he still wear his beard long, or does he keep it trimmed a little shorter these days?
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25 Aug 05
Originally posted by rwingettInterestingly enough, Rwingett, I just had lunch with God the other day and he said,
So how do you know god? Do you two go bowling together? Do you have him over for dinner once a month? Will he be joining your clan anytime soon? That would really be a feather in your cap, wouldn't it? Tell us, is he a snappy dresser? Does he still wear his beard long, or does he keep it trimmed a little shorter these days?
and I quote:
'RBHILL does SOOOOOOOOOOO not know me.'
He ordered tofu fried rice, his beard is nattily trimmed, and he was wearing a purple
pimp suit. Very dashing.
Nemesio
25 Aug 05
Originally posted by rwingettSame way we know you - by what you write. But of course, you could be presenting a false personality. Maybe you are really an closet evangelist. Since you don't have a witness to testify on your behalf - we don't have any certainty. But God has a witness - the Holy Spirit - to convince and convict us.
So how do you know god? Do you two go bowling together? Do you have him over for dinner once a month? Will he be joining your clan anytime soon? That would really be a feather in your cap, wouldn't it? Tell us, is he a snappy dresser? Does he still wear his beard long, or does he keep it trimmed a little shorter these days?
25 Aug 05
Originally posted by rwingett2 Thessalonians 1:8-9 I will give you verses 5-10
So how do you know god? Do you two go bowling together? Do you have him over for dinner once a month? Will he be joining your clan anytime soon? That would really be a feather in your cap, wouldn't it? Tell us, is he a snappy dresser? Does he still wear his beard long, or does he keep it trimmed a little shorter these days?
5All this is evidence that God's judgment is right, and as a result you will be counted worthy of the kingdom of God, for which you are suffering.
6God is just: He will pay back trouble to those who trouble you
7and give relief to you who are troubled, and to us as well. This will happen when the Lord Jesus is revealed from heaven in blazing fire with his powerful angels.
8He will punish those who do not know God and do not obey the gospel of our Lord Jesus.
9They will be punished with everlasting destruction and shut out from the presence of the Lord and from the majesty of his power
10on the day he comes to be glorified in his holy people and to be marveled at among all those who have believed. This includes you, because you believed our testimony to you.
25 Aug 05
Originally posted by ColettiI do have witnesses. There are three people on this site who know me personally. They would be able to testify to the satisfaction of all. Unlike your holy spirit.
Same way we know you - by what you write. But of course, you could be presenting a false personality. Maybe you are really an closet evangelist. Since you don't have a witness to testify on your behalf - we don't have any certainty. But God has a witness - the Holy Spirit - to convince and convict us.
But I'm still presenting a false personality. On this site I impersonate a cantankerous curmudgeon. In real life I'm genteel, urbane and witty.
25 Aug 05
Originally posted by RBHILLYes. And he says your bible and little story about his supposed son is fiction.
So tell me do you know God?
Edit: and if you do not know God do you go to hell or heaven?
Since you do not know god like you think you know god, and you think those who don't know god go to hell...you're going to hell. Have fun!