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Phlabibit

Mystic Meg

Spirituality

02 Jun 06

Phlabibit

Mystic Meg

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Joined: 27 Mar 03
Moves: 17242

02 Jun 06

When I die I'm going to crash Heaven. I'll spike the punch, slit the seats, and leave the toilet seat up. What are YOU going to do about it?

😠

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TheSkipper

Pimp!

Gangster Land

Joined: 26 Mar 04
Moves: 20772

02 Jun 06

Originally posted by Phlabibit
When I die I'm going to crash Heaven. I'll spike the punch, slit the seats, and leave the toilet seat up. What are YOU going to do about it?

😠

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Careful, somebody is likely to lob the holy hand grenade of Antioch at you.

"Three is the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shall thou not count, neither count thou two unless thou then proceed to three...five is right out."

TheSkipper

lucifershammer

London

Joined: 02 Mar 04
Moves: 36105

02 Jun 06

Originally posted by Phlabibit
When I die I'm going to crash Heaven. I'll spike the punch, slit the seats, and leave the toilet seat up. What are YOU going to do about it?

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Call men in white coats.

Phlabibit

Mystic Meg

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Joined: 27 Mar 03
Moves: 17242

02 Jun 06

Originally posted by lucifershammer
Call men in white coats.

The Popes?

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lucifershammer

London

Joined: 02 Mar 04
Moves: 36105

02 Jun 06

Originally posted by Phlabibit
The Popes?

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Those are white cassocks.

rwingett

Ming the Merciless

Royal Oak, MI

Joined: 09 Sep 01
Moves: 27626

02 Jun 06

Originally posted by Phlabibit
When I die I'm going to crash Heaven. I'll spike the punch, slit the seats, and leave the toilet seat up. What are YOU going to do about it?

😠

P-

Plug the toilet seat up would have been funnier. I could just imagine Jesus in the bathroom with the plunger, cursing up a storm, with water overflowing all over the floor, trying to get it to flush. Now that's an amusing mental image.

Phlabibit

Mystic Meg

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Joined: 27 Mar 03
Moves: 17242

02 Jun 06

Originally posted by rwingett
Plug the toilet seat up would have been funnier. I could just imagine Jesus in the bathroom with the plunger, cursing up a storm, with water overflowing all over the floor, trying to get it to flush. Now that's an amusing mental image.

Note to self, plug the toilet!

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AThousandYoung

Insanity at Masada

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Joined: 23 Aug 04
Moves: 26660

02 Jun 06

He'll have moderator powers too. Watch out!

frogstomp

Bruno's Ghost

In a hot place

Joined: 11 Sep 04
Moves: 7707

02 Jun 06

Originally posted by rwingett
Plug the toilet seat up would have been funnier. I could just imagine Jesus in the bathroom with the plunger, cursing up a storm, with water overflowing all over the floor, trying to get it to flush. Now that's an amusing mental image.

Jesus never used a toilet.

AThousandYoung

Insanity at Masada

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Joined: 23 Aug 04
Moves: 26660

02 Jun 06

Originally posted by frogstomp
Jesus never used a toilet.

Is that what the Host is?

rwingett

Ming the Merciless

Royal Oak, MI

Joined: 09 Sep 01
Moves: 27626

04 Jun 06

Originally posted by frogstomp
Jesus never used a toilet.

What does he use? A litter box?

AThousandYoung

Insanity at Masada

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Joined: 23 Aug 04
Moves: 26660

04 Jun 06

Originally posted by rwingett
What does he use? A litter box?

I guess they didn't have toilets back then.

RBHILL

Acts 13:48

California

Joined: 21 May 03
Moves: 227331

05 Jun 06

Originally posted by Phlabibit
When I die I'm going to crash Heaven. I'll spike the punch, slit the seats, and leave the toilet seat up. What are YOU going to do about it?

😠

P-

If you are saved and then you will go to heaven. You will be in such awe at Christ presence that you will fall down and worship him.

darvlay

Joined: 05 Jan 04
Moves: 45179

05 Jun 06

Originally posted by RBHILL
If you are saved and then you will go to heaven. You will be in such awe at Christ presence that you will fall down and worship him.

Can't I just shake his hand and thank him instead? Why must I automatically fall and worship. I think Christ would like my style more.

bbarr

Chief Justice

Center of Contention

Joined: 14 Jun 02
Moves: 17381

05 Jun 06

Originally posted by RBHILL
If you are saved and then you will go to heaven. You will be in such awe at Christ presence that you will fall down and worship him.

Jesus is way cool.