Countdown / countup to the Day of the Lord

@divegeester said
What’s your next prediction? I could do with a good laugh.

We, the angels and saints in Heaven, are now enjoying the 146th day of the General Resurrection of the Dead.

@edward-palamar said
We, the angels and saints in Heaven, are now enjoying the 146th day of the General Resurrection of the Dead.

Very good, have a nice time.

@edward-palamar said
We, the angels and saints in Heaven, are now enjoying the 146th day of the General Resurrection of the Dead.

Nothing changed. Nothing. Not even the weather.

@edward-palamar said
We are now enjoying the General Resurrection of the Dead.

There be zombies outside!

you guys and yer doubts...

around here, the mosquitoes have evolved a bit,
en masse they have begun watching kardashian makeup videos and they look so pretty i cain't help but let them eat me...

@rookie54 said
you guys and yer doubts...

around here, the mosquitoes have evolved a bit,
en masse they have begun watching kardashian makeup videos and they look so pretty i cain't help but let them eat me...

Vaping with paint thinners again?

@divegeester said
Vaping with paint thinners again?

i rarely use mechanical delivery devices...
just stick my head right in the bucket...

@rookie54 said
i rarely use mechanical delivery devices...
just stick my head right in the bucket...

Have a childhood memory of an uncle dangling me over a bucket of water (in fun I believe, not cruelty) and me shouting, 'I can't swim! I can't swim!'

(True story).

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Have a childhood memory of an uncle dangling me over a bucket of water (in fun I believe, not cruelty) and me shouting, 'I can't swim! I can't swim!'

(True story).

sorry for the trigger, if any pain is involved...
if no pain, well then, good work!!!
remember with gladness in yer heart that this is the 146 day of the general resurrection of the dead...
not to be confused with the specific resurrection of the dead...
that's a whole other ball of wax...

@rookie54 said
i rarely use mechanical delivery devices...
just stick my head right in the bucket...

🤛🏻

Make that the 147th day of the General Resurrection of the Dead.

@edward-palamar said
Make that the 147th day of the General Resurrection of the Dead.

It’s a good job you’re counting and here to remind us as nothing has changed.

Do you have zombies outside your house?

@edward-palamar said
Make that the 147th day of the General Resurrection of the Dead.

Nah, Walking Dead has been running for longer than 147 days.

In a few minutes it will be 160 days into the everlasting General Resurrection of the Dead.

@edward-palamar said
In a few minutes it will be 160 days into the everlasting General Resurrection of the Dead.

In a few minutes they are going to revoke your internet rights at Romeoville Mental Sanitarium.