Countdown / countup to the Day of the Lord

@edward-palamar said
In a few minutes it will be 160 days into the everlasting General Resurrection of the Dead.

As meaningless as your posts.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
As meaningless as your posts.

Well it looks like you're misfitting right in then.

@edward-palamar said
Well it looks like you're misfitting right in then.

Groan.

@edward-palamar said
In a few minutes it will be 160 days into the everlasting General Resurrection of the Dead.

Please stop being a total bell-end, it’s embarrassing.

@divegeester said
Please stop being a total bell-end, it’s embarrassing.

It's the best thing I can offer in lieu of, "See, I told you so."

@edward-palamar said
It's the best thing I can offer in lieu of, "See, I told you so."

Well it’s June now and will soon be 6 months after your “see I told you so” day of zombies.

Nothing has happened. Nothing.

@edward-palamar said
Make that the 147th day of the General Resurrection of the Dead.

How bizarre! No where in the New Testament do I find the term "dead" in conjunction with believing Christians.

The "dead" will be resurrected at the end of the millennium to stand in judgment before the throne of God.

You're a confused mystistic.

@divegeester said
Nothing has happened. Nothing.

As if you'd notice if it did. 🙃

@secondson said
As if you'd notice if it did. 🙃

What makes you say that?

@divegeester said
What makes you say that?

Because something is happening relative to God's timetable and I don't really think you know what it is.

After all you think it's all metaphorical. I bet you couldn't tell me what very significant event took place in the last hundred years in fulfillment of God's prophetic timetable.

@secondson said
Because something is happening relative to God's timetable and I don't really think you know what it is.

After all you think it's all metaphorical. I bet you couldn't tell me what very significant event took place in the last hundred years in fulfillment of God's prophetic timetable.

Are you going to be flexing your “spiritual muscle” again Joseph? I do like it when get all brusque and blowhardy.

Ooh a quiz I love a quiz!
Especially when I know the answer. Or at least one blatantly bleeding obvious answer...especially considering the source of the question and your deeply rooted right-wing American Christianity with it’s view of the Middle East.

We will get to that. Firstly though, tell me why you snarked at me “as if you’d notice”. It’s a lovely little insult and let’s not miss the opportunity to explore it by getting sidelined by your quizmastering skills.

@divegeester said
Nothing has happened. Nothing.

You're literally blinded.

@secondson said
How bizarre! No where in the New Testament do I find the term "dead" in conjunction with believing Christians.

The "dead" will be resurrected at the end of the millennium to stand in judgment before the throne of God.

You're a confused mystistic.

Try John 5:25 - "Truly, truly, I say to you, an hour is coming and now is, when the dead shall hear the voice of the Son of God; and those who hear shall live."

This is the Judgment now.

And you seem to fit the category of one who can't spell as the word is "mystic".

@edward-palamar said
Try John 5:25 - "Truly, truly, I say to you, an hour is coming and now is, when the dead shall hear the voice of the Son of God; and those who hear shall live."

This is the Judgment now.

And you seem to fit the category of one who can't spell as the word is "mystic".

Is this nonsense really all you have to offer the forum?

@edward-palamar said
You're literally blinded.

As I am reading your post, then evidently not “literally”.

What is it with religionists in this forum not recognising the difference between “literal” and “metaphor”!