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Complaints for the Generous but Modest Host

Complaints for the Generous but Modest Host

Spirituality


Dear God, why are there five chive bits on my biscuit?

I specifically prayed for seven.



@Kevin-Eleven
Because prayers work when you pray for others🙃

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Why concern yourself with such trivial surface nonsense when you probably have an inflamed liver and a deranged gut microbiome to contend with?


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OK. I'll accept that. I hope you know how to handle lightning bugs.

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Within and without are complementary.
The bug and the non-bug share the same boundary.
It's not my place to zap you into a charred corpse.
So have a nice day and try to be kind.

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Do you understand how creepy that sounds?

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