Researchers in Lithuania have concluded, after a 3-year study in Druskininkai and Kavarskas, that atheists make the best sandwiches. They further claimed that this was due, in part, to a high proportion of atheists being left-handed and creative in nature, two qualities that enabled them to make more interesting and thought-provoking sandwiches.
The study also showed that Christians made the worst sandwiches, mostly unexciting with an over-reliance on spam, chicken, and limp lettuce.
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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke Researchers in Lithuania have concluded, after a 3-year study in Druskininkai and Kavarskas, that atheists make the best sandwiches. They further claimed that this was due, in part, to a high proportion of atheists being left-handed and creative in nature, two qualities that enabled them to make more interesting and thought-provoking sandwiches.
...[text shortened]... he worst sandwiches, mostly unexciting with an over-reliance on spam, chicken, and limp lettuce.
tiger says I make the best PB&J sandwiches in the whole wide world.
“I love them almost as much as I love drinking ale!” - direct quote from tiger last year when he was a second grader in Miss Malafront’s class.
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke Researchers in Lithuania have concluded, after a 3-year study in Druskininkai and Kavarskas, that atheists make the best sandwiches. They further claimed that this was due, in part, to a high proportion of atheists being left-handed and creative in nature, two qualities that enabled them to make more interesting and thought-provoking sandwiches.
...[text shortened]... he worst sandwiches, mostly unexciting with an over-reliance on spam, chicken, and limp lettuce.
You forgot the egg salad. They make really crappy egg salad.
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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke Researchers in Lithuania have concluded, after a 3-year study in Druskininkai and Kavarskas, that atheists make the best sandwiches. They further claimed that this was due, in part, to a high proportion of atheists being left-handed and creative in nature, two qualities that enabled them to make more interesting and thought-provoking sandwiches.
...[text shortened]... he worst sandwiches, mostly unexciting with an over-reliance on spam, chicken, and limp lettuce.
<<...mostly unexciting with an over-reliance on spam, chicken, and limp lettuce.>>
They call this a psychological projection sandwich.
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke Researchers in Lithuania have concluded, after a 3-year study in Druskininkai and Kavarskas, that atheists make the best sandwiches. They further claimed that this was due, in part, to a high proportion of atheists being left-handed and creative in nature, two qualities that enabled them to make more interesting and thought-provoking sandwiches.
...[text shortened]... he worst sandwiches, mostly unexciting with an over-reliance on spam, chicken, and limp lettuce.
LOL....That is the most silly thing I've heard in some time!!!
I bet Atheists did the study...Funny stuff all the same!!!
Originally posted by @tom-wolsey I thumbed up your post to prove I didn't thumb it down. Yes. Mustard. Maybe a little Duke's mayonnaise. Herr general. (Dukes *is* the best in the USA)
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That's okay sir, Rusty always thumbs down my posts, even when 'laughing out loud.'