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20 Sep 06
72 virgins !
I mean 72 beautiful virgins.
I will not embrace the religion but what does christianity offers against that ? Nothing but a lame old guy in the clouds ? Oh yes and his son.
Strange !
I would gratefully embrace christianity if they were only lets say 31 ?
20 Sep 06
Originally posted by RochadeYeah, but then you have all eternity to break them in. Which brings up another point: wouldn't only 72 women get pretty boring after a year or two? I mean King Solomon (at least the one in the story) had seven hundred of wives and almost half as many concubines. He only live to be a bit over 50. So I'm gonna need at least
You can do whatever they wanna do with them !
Damn experience that´s pure fun !
9*10^(9*10^(9*10^9973498279823847923)) just to get me started.
20 Sep 06
Originally posted by telerionDon't worry. There's lots of foetuses in heaven.
Yeah, but then you have all eternity to break them in. Which brings up another point: wouldn't only 72 women get pretty boring after a year or two? I mean King Solomon (at least the one in the story) had seven hundred of wives and almost half as many concubines. He only live to be a bit over 50. So I'm gonna need at least
9*10^(9*10^(9*10^9973498279823847923)) just to get me started.
20 Sep 06
Originally posted by telerionSolomon was the coolest cat in the O.T. Not only the wisest man in the Bible but he had a sexual appetite that would make Wilt Chamberlain blush. He also wrote pornographic poems about his many conquests that are considered to be the "Word of God". How can you not love the old pervert?
Yeah, but then you have all eternity to break them in. Which brings up another point: wouldn't only 72 women get pretty boring after a year or two? I mean King Solomon (at least the one in the story) had seven hundred of wives and almost half as many concubines. He only live to be a bit over 50. So I'm gonna need at least
9*10^(9*10^(9*10^9973498279823847923)) just to get me started.