13 Feb 20
@sonhouse
I once came across a snapping turtle. It was less than 2 feet long but is scared the krap out of me. I poked it with a stick and it snapped it in half before I could blink.
13 Feb 20
@sonhouse
And that thing was full of spikes and claws, like a cross between a turtle and a dragon. Later that day an old farmer told us to stay away from them - they are very dangerous.
13 Feb 20
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@bunnyknight
They could bite your finger off in one crunch so best to avoid them.
But imagine a turtle weighing a TON and ten feet long, you would lose more than a finger.......
14 Feb 20
@lemondrop
I wonder if they had dinosaur soup like some folks think mankind and dino's walked the Earth at the same time......
14 Feb 20
@sonhouse saidA restaurant advertised a free dinner if they don't have something the customer wants. A man comes in, and with a sneaky grin orders a dinosaur steak with Korean potatoes and a bun. The waitress soon returns and tells the man, "Well, sir, looks like you got yourself a free dinner. I'm very sorry, but we're all out of buns."
@lemondrop
I wonder if they had dinosaur soup like some folks think mankind and dino's walked the Earth at the same time......
16 Feb 20
@sonhouse saidthere are dinosaurs among us
@lemondrop
I wonder if they had dinosaur soup like some folks think mankind and dino's walked the Earth at the same time......
look at the foot of a chicken
enlarge it 50 times
you have the foot of a T-Rex
16 Feb 20
@lemondrop saidNow what do you think a T-Rex would do to you if he caught even a hint that you're comparing him to a chicken?
there are dinosaurs among us
look at the foot of a chicken
enlarge it 50 times
you have the foot of a T-Rex
16 Feb 20
@bunnyknight saideat me
Now what do you think a T-Rex would do to you if he caught even a hint that you're comparing him to a chicken?