Mixed Metaphors Please

The thread title says it all, but just to reiterate... Mixed Metaphors Please.

@fmf said
Mixed Metaphors Please.

Too many low hanging apples and oranges spoil the proving of the pudding.

One can't make an omelette without skinning two cats in a bush.

Yesterday I pointed out to Suzianne that she was not the sharpest spanner in the biscuit tin.

@divegeester said
Yesterday I pointed out to Suzianne that she was not the sharpest spanner in the biscuit tin.

A bird in the hand is worth its weight in gold.
Birds of a feather are worth two in the bush.
Grab the bull by the horns and grasp the nettle.

you can take a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.

Too many cooks like a priest in a playground.

Don't burn your bridges at both ends.

If at first you don’t succeed, look a gift horse in the mouth.

Don't skin a cat in a poke.
Don't look a gift pig in the mouth.
Don't cry over a black kettle.

Calling a different kettle of bigger black fish to fry

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw the baby out with the bath water.

A new broom saves nine.