Mixed Metaphors Please

Mixed Metaphors Please

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There's a carrot at the end of the tunnel that's hitting me like a light stick.

Jack Torrance

Overlook Hotel

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The road to hell is paved with turkeys voting for Christmas.

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Fish in a barrel know when to cut bait.

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Give him an inch and he'll take it on the lam.

Über-Nerd

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Don't put all your eggs in one barrel of monkeys.

F

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If someone is talking balls, pick up one of them and run with it.

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Never start a clan you can't finish.

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Black hole sun, won't you come out tonight?

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It's all water under the fridge.

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A self-deleted post … is like awfully weak tea to have to hang your hat on.

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A watched pot is soon parted.

Jack Torrance

Overlook Hotel

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People who live in sheeps clothing shouldn't throw stones.

Read a book!

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Birds of a feather spoil the broth.

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Now is the winter of a fish out of water.

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You can't make omelets without cracking some heads together.