13 Mar 21
@vivify saidThat's so far back in the annals of RHP lore that I don't remember who first said it, but it has been around as long as I can remember. It did take off quickly and was copied by many right off the bat, though. It was already RHP history when I got here.
"Move it to [insert proper forum] Spanky."
Which poster started that? It seems this phrase caught on.
13 Mar 21
@vivify saidFurther reading in Thread 127193
"Move it to [insert proper forum] Spanky."
Which poster started that? It seems this phrase caught on.
@fmf saidSpanking the Monkey
It is probably derived from "Go spank your monkey, mate!" More graphic and immediately understandable than the cockney "You're a merchant banker, mate!" whilst still being genteel and tastefully euphemistic.
Spanking the Monkey is another term for masturbating, otherwise known as beating your meat, slapping the ham, tugging the tiger, jerkin the gerkin, or stroking the sausage.
urbandictionary.com
I had no idea 🙂
13 Mar 21
@drewnogal saidOh, dear. I find the word "masturbating" to be altogether too biological. "Stroking the sausage", in the other hand [or fist], seems more poetic.
Spanking the Monkey is another term for masturbating, otherwise known as beating your meat, slapping the ham, tugging the tiger, jerkin the gerkin, or stroking the sausage.
13 Mar 21
@drewnogal saidThe lyrics to 'I Got The Six' by ZZ Top give a big clue. I seem to remember that getting played at the time on stations that seemed to rule out a lot of things so seemingly its an expression that hides in plain sight.
Spanking the Monkey
Spanking the Monkey is another term for masturbating, otherwise known as beating your meat, slapping the ham, tugging the tiger, jerkin the gerkin, or stroking the sausage.
urbandictionary.com
I had no idea 🙂
13 Mar 21
@drewnogal saidI love it when you talk dirty
Spanking the Monkey
Spanking the Monkey is another term for masturbating, otherwise known as beating your meat, slapping the ham, tugging the tiger, jerkin the gerkin, or stroking the sausage.
urbandictionary.com
I had no idea 🙂
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13 Mar 21
@drewnogal said😠 That's my lunch ruined.
Spanking the Monkey
Spanking the Monkey is another term for masturbating, otherwise known as beating your meat, slapping the ham, tugging the tiger, jerkin the gerkin, or stroking the sausage.
urbandictionary.com
I had no idea 🙂
13 Mar 21
@divegeester saidThat thread was a "who's who" of that time period.
Further reading in Thread 127193
@drewnogal saidLol!
Spanking the Monkey
Spanking the Monkey is another term for masturbating, otherwise known as beating your meat, slapping the ham, tugging the tiger, jerkin the gerkin, or stroking the sausage.
urbandictionary.com
I had no idea 🙂
The finishing "I had no idea" totally makes that post.
13 Mar 21
@relentless-red saidBest ZZTop album ever.
The lyrics to 'I Got The Six' by ZZ Top give a big clue. I seem to remember that getting played at the time on stations that seemed to rule out a lot of things so seemingly its an expression that hides in plain sight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGlx_Kq8qe0
13 Mar 21
@FMF
Or indeed a North England term of phrase: "Time duyu call this?!!, "You been havin an 'Ham Shank'?" Ham - as in meat, Shank (collocal) kill off, eat etc🤔👍🚬
