1. I make my own pudding pops.
2. I recently drank 15 Irish Car Bombs without throwing up.
3. I can keep my cool even after crapping my pants.
4. I can take a punch right in the face.
5. I never masturbate.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
1. I make my own pudding pops.
2. I recently drank 15 Irish Car Bombs without throwing up.
3. I can keep my cool even after crapping my pants.
4. I can take a punch right in the face.
5. I never masturbate.

Originally posted by Phranny
I thought masturbation was normal and healthy as long as you don't do it at the dinner table, etc....

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
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3. I can take a punch right in the face (and then)
4. I can keep my cool even after crapping my pants...

Originally posted by Phranny
I thought masturbation was normal and healthy as long as you don't do it at the dinner table, etc....

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Replace 'awesome' with 'deeply insecure' and you're bang on the money.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
1. I make my own pudding pops.
2. I recently drank 15 Irish Car Bombs without throwing up.
3. I can keep my cool even after crapping my pants.
4. I can take a punch right in the face.
5. I never masturbate.

Originally posted by Suzianne
Also, your modesty.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
1. I make my own pudding pops.
2. I recently drank 15 Irish Car Bombs without throwing up.
3. I can keep my cool even after crapping my pants.
4. I can take a punch right in the face.
5. I never masturbate.

Originally posted by Sunburnt
Making your own pudding pops is nothing impressive. I think 2 through 4 slightly impress me.

5 is a lie.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
He makes them by crapping his own pants.