@rookie54 said
if yer hose is short
or yer pump be weak
stand real close
or you'll piss on yer feet

@torunn said
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpJLtQmIv4o

Charles Aznavour

@lemondrop said
makes me want to cry

@very-rusty said
You probably will not get much sympathy here lemon.

-VR

@lemondrop said
😢

@very-rusty said
OH buck up Lemon!

-VR

@lemondrop said
could you help me make it through the night?

@very-rusty said
Why are you being silly lemon?

-VR

i've been using superglue to help repair a split thumbnail
it's only working so-so
i put fresh glue on my thumb and had to go to the bathroom and now my thumb is glued to a part of me that i do not want my thumb glued too

@rookie54 said
i've been using superglue to help repair a split thumbnail
it's only working so-so
i put fresh glue on my thumb and had to go to the bathroom and now my thumb is glued to a part of me that i do not want my thumb glued too

@lemondrop said
see rusty

@rookie54 said
i've been using superglue to help repair a split thumbnail
it's only working so-so
i put fresh glue on my thumb and had to go to the bathroom and now my thumb is glued to a part of me that i do not want my thumb glued too

@drewnogal said
Just looked it up for you. Dip a cotton wool ball in nail polish remover and soak it onto the glued area otherwise .......
it’s a razor blade job 😟

@hakima said
Things that I couldn’t do then:

Have ice cream for dinner.
Wear my shorts as short as I like.
Drive in the fast lane.
Stay up until 2 a.m.
Purchase cheap insurance.
Watch R-rated movies.
Cuss like a sailor without getting Lava-soap-mouthwash...
Choose between wine or beer.

@drewnogal said
Just looked it up for you. Dip a cotton wool ball in nail polish remover and soak it onto the glued area otherwise .......
it’s a razor blade job 😟