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What other concise descriptions of humans and their behaviour might a tiny alien crystalline life form offer us if it were hooked up to a universal translator?

Secret RHP coder

on the payroll

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Originally posted by FMF
What other concise descriptions of humans and their behaviour might a tiny alien crystalline life form offer us if it were hooked up to a universal translator?
Dude, skip to season 3. Those first two sucked.

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Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
Dude, skip to season 3. Those first two sucked.
I concur.

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Originally posted by FMF
What other concise descriptions of humans and their behaviour might a tiny alien crystalline life form offer us if it were hooked up to a universal translator?
Meat nuggets.

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Originally posted by FMF (OP)
What other concise descriptions of humans and their behaviour might a tiny alien crystalline life form offer us if it were hooked up to a universal translator?
None.

Why?

Because human beings are born dichotomous with a body and a soul.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
None.

Why?

Because human beings are born dichotomous with a body and a soul.

Note: -------------------------------------------------> RHP's Science Forum.
So you say.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Because human beings are born dichotomous with a body and a soul. .
And a fairy godmother who sits on their shoulder.
(Which is slightly more believable than a soul)

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Originally posted by FMF
What other concise descriptions of humans and their behaviour might a tiny alien crystalline life form offer us if it were hooked up to a universal translator?
War mongers.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
None.

Why?

Because human beings are born dichotomous with a body and a soul.

Note: -------------------------------------------------> RHP's Science Forum.
But, in the spirit of the thread's OP, what might such an alien life form say? 😉

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Originally posted by Kewpie
So you say.
I don't know.

Read a book!

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Originally posted by FMF
But, in the spirit of the thread's OP, what might such an alien life form say? 😉
Forgive them, for they know not what they do.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Forgive them, for they know not what they do.
Forgive them, for they do what they don't know.

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Originally posted by FMF
What other concise descriptions of humans and their behaviour might a tiny alien crystalline life form offer us if it were hooked up to a universal translator?
"We need some antibiotics over here pronto guys...third planet in, totally infested"

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Originally posted by FMF
What would a tiny alien crystalline life form say to you if it were hooked up to a universal translator?
Dear Ugly FMF Bag Of Mostly Water, our apologies for comparing you to GB. Please carry on

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Originally posted by josephw
War mongers.
Aliens would soon learn that atheists were the peaceful species on Earth. 😉