Thomas Glass

Drivers in the outside or middle lane who are not actually overtaking

Call centers where you have to put the info in the key pad and then give it again

Hyper-mega-speed-of-light-fibre-optic-our fastest-ever-we -won't-throttle-it-back broadband. Which is no faster than normal broadband.

iOS 8

"your call is important to us" but only becuase we can keep you hanging on the line for 15 minutes while we bill you at premium rate

RHP posters who feel the need to sign every single damn stoopid post they make

Newcastle fans who think they are a "big" club

Superlatives in everyday conversation - awesome...

TV adverts. All of them.

Left-wing people who view anyone to their right as bigoted, homophobic, racist, slavering capitalists

People who think Russell Brand actually understands mainstream politics

Exorbitant bank charges for going £6 overdrawn

Slugs

Religious extremists, religious exclusiveness, religious pomp, religious denominations, religious cults, church collection bags, dog-collars, crucifixes, using olde English thees and thous, infant baptisms, wafers, wine and tea with the vicar, religious politicians, religious dancing with ribbons and flags and crap like that, pulpits, pompous holier-than-you religious arses.

Kid pop-stars

"What annoys YOU?" sonhouse, when I was a young boy with boundless energy and quite immature things like having to eat asparagus on toast with a white cream sauce and a nine o'clock curfew on summer nights bothered/annoyed me. Over the years I've learned how wrong it was to ever have inaudibly questioned my dear parents' concerns or authority. Pressure is what life does to all of us; stress is what we do with it to ourselves. By the way, asparagus is now one of my favorite vegetables. Nowadays, it's tasteless white cauliflower I can't stand. lol

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
"What annoys YOU?" sonhouse, when I was a young boy with boundless energy and quite immature things like having to eat asparagus on toast with a white cream sauce and a nine o'clock curfew on summer nights bothered/annoyed me. Over the years I've learned how wrong it was to ever have inaudibly questioned my dear parents' concerns or authority. Pressure ...[text shortened]... now one of my favorite vegetables. Nowadays, it's tasteless white cauliflower I can't stand. lol

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Originally posted by divegeester
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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
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Hey you kids! Get off of my lawn!😀

Originally posted by bks2000
Hey you kids! Get off of my lawn!😀

Originally posted by sonhouse
What is that burning bag doing on my front porch?

my post got censored for the 's' word. My bad. So I try to go back and change it to 'poop'. Apparently I can't do this, which is ironic to me because of the content of my post ...

Americans

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