Things I've Always Wondered

Things I've Always Wondered

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@very-rusty said
Kettle, pot, black....No one close to having an ego bigger than yours Stees.

You do try to make points by trying to put others down and I don't just mean myself. Give that a little thought.

-VR
πŸ€”...nope...wrong.😁

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@very-rusty said
Perhaps you need a new microwave?

-VR
It happens in every microwave every time.

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@great-big-stees said
πŸ€”...nope...wrong.😁
Confine yourself to your quarters. And for three days only domestic beer or wine.
Sorry to be so harsh, but running a Starship is not easy.

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Does William Shatner's home computer have the same voice as the computer on the Enterprise?

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@gambrel said
Does William Shatner's home computer have the same voice as the computer on the Enterprise?
i wanted siri to have an australian accent
could not understand a word the machine spoke

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@rookie54 said
i wanted siri to have an australian accent
could not understand a word the machine spoke
Me: Alexa, tell me a joke.
Wife: Who's Alexa?

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@gambrel said
Does William Shatner's home computer have the same voice as the computer on the Enterprise?
No, it’s H.A.L.πŸ€”

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Clint Eastwood's Magnum gun.
The law of equal and opposite force doesn't seem to apply...
If the bullet could lift a man off his feet, Clint would also fly backwards...

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@gambrel said
If you have to fight, win the damned thing.
They throw fists rather than shoot it out. The bad guy pulls his gun during a fight, the good guy draws first, shoots the gun outta the bad guys hand. Hits the bad guys gun hand too ending his gunslinger career.
And another thing about shoot outs: the good guy often takes a bullet in the shoulder before he kills the badie. There seems to be a widespread but unwarranted idea that a gunshot wound to the shoulder is superficial. It’s not. There is a major blood vessel and a nerve there.

https://washingtoncitypaper.com/article/210601/straight-dope-how-dangerous-is-getting-shot-in-the-shoulder/

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What creature is on the flag of Bhutan?

50% Elephant
25% Eagle
25% Dragon
0% Lion
4 votes β€’ Final results

SRB

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@rookie54

If you lay it on the floor it will nearly always be a cat that sits on it. I'm not saying it's on it right now, but it could be.

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@Relentless-Red
schrodinger's box

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@rookie54 said
@Relentless-Red
schrodinger's box
The cats dead, I can smell it from here.

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@trev33 said
The cats dead, I can smell it from here.
But is it on the flag??

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@relentless-red said
But is it on the flag??
Rookie wrapped it up in the flag to stop the smell coming through.