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@relentless-red said
Full English breakfast again today. These virtual breakfasts are so much more healthy! Maybe I should pile the sugar in the tea. I don't even like that in reality, but I'm gonna do it just because I can. 😁
Bacon, sausages, eggs, black pudding, baked beans, tomatoes and mushrooms, toast and tea with sugar, thank you. Perhaps orange juice? And the morning paper?


@torunn said
Bacon, sausages, eggs, black pudding, baked beans, tomatoes and mushrooms, toast and tea with sugar, thank you. Perhaps orange juice? And the morning paper?
Well as I'm sure torunn has discovered I had all new equipment (some of which hasn't even been invented yet...if you asked I'll have to kill you) brought in so now all we have to do is just say, "Please, I need a (insert whatever)" and immediately the requested item will appear. Now the equipment has had the voices of myself and torunn entered so if any of you others are thinking, "OK, who needs Stees and torunn? Now we can just request, by ourselves, whatever it is that we want"...WRONG. Actually, if you try that, well I strongly suggest that you don't. Now I know there'll be some who'll say< "Ya right. What can happen?" If you happen to be one of them...it's been nice knowing you and we will inform your relatives of your untimely deaths...nuff said. OK now, who wants what?

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@great-big-stees said
Well as I'm sure torunn has discovered I had all new equipment (some of which hasn't even been invented yet...if you asked I'll have to kill you) brought in so now all we have to do is just say, "Please, I need a (insert whatever)" and immediately the requested item will appear. Now the equipment has had the voices of myself and torunn entered so if any of you others ...[text shortened]... g you and we will inform your relatives of your untimely deaths...nuff said. OK now, who wants what?
What a morning you must have had, dear Stees, so full of energy and... passion. 🙂 I was here early this morning so a caffe latte would be very nice.

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@Great-Big-Stees

I'm thinking of inventing something - what would you like me to invent for this restaurant?

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@torunn said
What a morning you must have had, dear Stees, so full of energy and... passion. 🙂 I was here early this morning so a caffe latte would be very nice.
Try the new system torunn. Just say, "a caffe latte would be very nice" and there it'll be. 😉

Edit: Remember to be careful with this new system as it's very sensitive and can hear you, even at a distance so if you talking to someone and say something like, "I really like Chardonnay" one may appear. I said , when I arrived this a.m., "Man I could eat a horse". You got it, there was a horse. Know anyone who wants a horse? I've contacted the IT guy and he's on his way to tweak the system.

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@great-big-stees said
Try the new system torunn. Just say, "a caffe latte would be very nice" and there it'll be. 😉
All right, and I'm very particular about my caffe latte. "Caffe latte half and half".
Simsalabim! Couldn't have done it better myself, or you. 🙂

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@torunn said
All right, and I'm very particular about my caffe latte. "Caffe latte half and half".
Simsalabim! Couldn't have done it better myself, or you. 🙂
Note my edit.

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Earl Grey please barkeep.


@ghost-of-a-duke said
Earl Grey please barkeep.
Coming up just the way you want it.

I wish the IT guy doesn't turn up until I have my Swedish meatballs.

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Earl Grey please barkeep.
I almost forgot to say "tea" but at the last minute remembered. Here you are sir. Ya know it may have been interesting to actually meet Earl Grey. 😉

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@great-big-stees said
Try the new system torunn. Just say, "a caffe latte would be very nice" and there it'll be. 😉

Edit: Remember to be careful with this new system as it's very sensitive and can hear you, even at a distance so if you talking to someone and say something like, "I really like Chardonnay" one may appear. I said , when I arrived this a.m., "Man I could eat a horse". You g ...[text shortened]... e. Know anyone who wants a horse? I've contacted the IT guy and he's on his way to tweak the system.
This place is turning into Westworld.


@neilarini said
This is place is turning into Westworld.
Be careful...Be very careful.


@great-big-stees said
Be careful...Be very careful.
I am but I'm still hoping to get my Swedish meatballs, or 'kalops'.


I'll have a couple of Jello shots please
I like the lemon ones

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@lemondrop said
I'll have a couple of Jello shots please
I like the lemon ones
You only had to mention it - instantly!

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