@fmf saidRumours of early onset rigor mortis and cognitive decline are unfounded exaggerations. I have always been like this. I had an MRI exam only last week, and my brain is still there, in the petri dish where I left it (soaking with my dentures). And it's only going to get better. Success is my sole revenge on life (especially other people's lives).
It would be de rigueur.
@the-gravedigger saidI have never been served with a warrant, my trophy wife tackled that federal marshal so he couldn't catch up with me. There was no hush money paid to that gurl with the huge bazookas. I swear, she moaned the whole time.
Can I continue with warranted abuse?
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@moonbus saidThis was a stab at humourous self-depreciation even I understood.
Rumours of early onset rigor mortis and cognitive decline are unfounded exaggerations. I have always been like this. I had an MRI exam only last week, and my brain is still there, in the petri dish where I left it (soaking with my dentures). And it's only going to get better. Success is my sole revenge on life (especially other people's lives).
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@fmf saidYou misspelöled "potty" in the title of your thread...
I will run this competition which will be the equivalent to the kind of audit that was conducted in the U.S. after Obama stole the 2020 election from Trump using 2,000 Mules.
Please vote in PMs sent directly to me.
I will keep the details of who voted and how they voted strictly confidential.
I will announce the result in due course.
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@ponderable saidThat was a stab at gentle self-ironz even I understand. Actuallz, it is spelled "mismisspelölölöled".
You misspelöled "potty" in the title of your thread...
Courtesz of the spelling stasi.
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@fmf saidStandby for an important announcement
I will run this competition which will be the equivalent to the kind of audit that was conducted in the U.S. after Obama stole the 2020 election from Trump using 2,000 Mules.
Please vote in PMs sent directly to me.
I will keep the details of who voted and how they voted strictly confidential.
I will announce the result in due course.
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@fmf saidPonderable has been voted the Real RHP Poster of the Year 2023 in a secret ballot run by yours truly. He secured 29% of the vote. Congratulations! divegeester was runner up with 24% of the vote. Ghost of a Duke and Suzianne came joint third with 19% each.
Standby for an important announcement
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@fmf saidThank you for sharing old news. Didn't you fail to get past the first round of voting?
Ponderable has been voted the Real RHP Poster of the Year 2023 in a secret ballot run by yours truly. He secured 29% of the vote. Congratulations! divegeester was runner up with 24% of the vote. Ghost of a Duke and Suzianne came joint third with 19% each.
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@ghost-of-a-duke saidIf I recall correctly, I did not earn a single vote in the previous disputed contest. As to whether I got lots and lots of votes in this more credible contest, it is confidential.
Thank you for sharing old news. Didn't you fail to get past the first round of voting?