Recurring alphabet thread

N

Nerk

As in: "Many of the group's members were nerds, prannies, twits and nerks, although one of them reportedly held down a quite good job."

@fmf said
M

Mackerel

As in: "Did you see Mackerel, Anchovy, and Sardine dismembering that rat on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night?"

Note: Mackerel, Anchovy, and Sardine were three street-hardened stray kittens who chose to live in our house for a few weeks in early 2020 before they succumbed to a virus that swept through the kampung when they were about four months old.

@the-gravedigger said
N

Notwithstanding {the sad death of said cats are you able to provide proof in way of death certificates etc. The fact that these felines died of a virus when other cats were also dying is proof of a cruel prank perpetuated upon, never again, disgrace, Euro rant, other cats dying, have a pop t-g....................} goes on for some time.

P

Pickle

A rather silly euphemism for a bacon torpedo.

P
Pickle {The corpse of a brutally drowned cucumber. He got himself in such a pickle when no one could produce a death certificate for the cucumber.}

@the-gravedigger said
P
Pickle {The corpse of a brutally drowned cucumber. He got himself in such a pickle when no one could produce a death certificate for the cucumber.}

@fmf said
Q

Quecumber

Variant spelling of cucumber, now archaic

See also: roebahb

@fmf said
Q

Queuecumber

Variant spelling of quecumber, even more archaic

-Removed-

@drewnogal said
R

Replay

As in am I the only person who is seeing nicetitties as I read the above post?

@great-big-stees said
R
Recheck
Your eyeglass prescription.😲

S

Soporific {Did You Know the meaning of this word}