@suzianne said
Are you TRYing to be as unpleasant as possible today?

Wake up on the wrong side of the bed?

Whoosh again.

@suzianne said
NO, that's NOT a jab at your wife, fruit loop.

It's OK. I didn't take it that way.

@suzianne said
Are you TRYing to be as unpleasant as possible today?

Wake up on the wrong side of the bed?

NO, that's NOT a jab at your wife, fruit loop.

I am assuming someone may have peed in his cereal. That would certainly make me cranky. 🙂

-VR

@fmf said
Whoosh

"Whoosh" doesn't cut it. You don't make a joke at the expense of a section of society that has already received abuse just for existing.

@suzianne said
"Whoosh" doesn't cut it. You don't make a joke at the expense of a section of society that has already received abuse just for existing.

British irony goes there. But you don't get what the "there" is. The thing being satized is the stupid attitude. The humour is not "at the expense of" lesbians. The humour is "at the expense of" people with unenlightened attitudes. So, yes, you get a whoosh.

@the-gravedigger said
'We have investigated ourselves and found no wrong doing.
All officers involved will be sent to a country hotel to de-stress.
If you wish to report a murder, stabbing or robbery leave a message on our answer phone. We will endeavour to get back to you within a week with a crime number.'
Trish Wetherby, Area Commander, Neasden Police.

I worked in the North yorkshire Rehabilitation center in Harrogate many times,swimming pool,Tennis courts,Gym,hydro-therapy and sauna+ great food ( pro Chef) mostly police but the fire brigade do get to use it,not knocking the police if they need to de-stress but I do think the rest of the armed forces should be treated the same.