Originally posted by @very-rustySonhouse is spectacularly dumb and posted public domain information himself. The fact that it took two seconds to find his full name and address from this information is incidental. I am truly sorry that Sonhouse managed to do something so stupid and blame me for it. I love the little fellow, really I do.
Actually he had them posted. I didn't save the pics, neither him his dog or rifles interested me.
No, I didn't hear about him posting pics of your house and full name. I certainly wouldn't put it past him, and how did he get a hold of that info?
-VR
11 May 18
Originally posted by @hand-of-hecateLOL @ hand...You only wish your dong was as big as your dog....Too Funny!!!
It was pics of me and my dong not dog. VR loves dongs.
-VR
11 May 18
Originally posted by @hand-of-hecateStill a low life thing for you to do hand, but doesn't surprise me that you would stoop that low. Too bad you weren't a tough guy in the real world. Well I guess you can be here eh?....LOL....
Sonhouse is spectacularly dumb and posted public domain information himself. The fact that it took two seconds to find his full name and address from this information is incidental. I am truly sorry that Sonhouse managed to do something so stupid and blame me for it. I love the little fellow, really I do.
-VR
Originally posted by @very-rustyWhen did you first realize you were attracted to me VR? Do you like it when I abuse Sonhouse? Does it give you a tingle in your dingle? Is it defending him from the Big Bad Hand that gets you off? Shield and sword in hand, defending poor little Princess Sonhouse from the evil dragon. How does the fantasy end?
Still a low life thing for you to do hand, but doesn't surprise me that you would stoop that low. Too bad you weren't a tough guy in the real world. Well I guess you can be here eh?....LOL....
-VR
Originally posted by @hand-of-hecateIt STILL ends with you looking like an assswipe.
When did you first realize you were attracted to me VR? Do you like it when I abuse Sonhouse? Does it give you a tingle in your dingle? Is it defending him from the Big Bad Hand that gets you off? Shield and sword in hand, defending poor little Princess Sonhouse from the evil dragon. How does the fantasy end?
Originally posted by @sonhouseI think it ends with VR and I spit roasting you.
It STILL ends with you looking like an assswipe.
You know I couldn't possibly care less about whether or not you like me right? I'm a terrible person. I'd lick the tears off your face and waterboard your kids.
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12 May 18
Originally posted by @hand-of-hecateOwwwww....
Phillips makes some great products and their cordless beard trimmer is amongst them. Unfortunately, nowhere in their literature does it say not to use said beard trim to touch up your undercarriage.
Anyway, upon discovering that the guard clips on and off and determining that a reasonably close shave could had, "why not" I thought to myself "hit ...[text shortened]... in my wife's best hand towels. Truly horrific.
Consider this a public service announcement.
My Mr. Johnson sends his most sincere empathies.
12 May 18
Originally posted by @hand-of-hecatethis is how dangerous poetry begins...
the shaver snagged my nutsack
13 May 18
Originally posted by @hand-of-hecateThat's pretty bad limericking. I wouldn't mind a jab if it flowed but your limes suck.
Maybe a Limerick...
There once was a man named Sonhouse
Who was as dumb as a dormouse
He whipped out his dong
And said sing me a song
Short as it was I'd rather see his house
13 May 18
Originally posted by @hand-of-hecateIn that spirit I can say do not defoliate by using nair-type products. Just don't do it.
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Consider this a public service announcement.
