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wildly content...

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22 Oct 15

so i'm gonna have to tell you myself...

Constant Gardener

The Plot

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22 Oct 15

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23 Oct 15

have you ever been texting a good friend, or, a significant other,
and,
you get this urge to type something just a tad offbeat and obscure and even slightly offensive,
and,
as yer typing you laugh to yerself at yer cleverness at bringing joy to someone's dreary day,
and,
as you tap send, yer phone refuses to acknowledge yer finger as an adequate signalling device,
and,
in the interim, yer significant other sends something quite heart-rending and poignant, i mean REALLY sad,
and then,
just as you read the pain in her words, yer phone decides that yer finger really IS an adequate signalling device and sends yer now -over the top-, inappropriate, and assholish comment???

yeah, me too, just now...
i fully expect to be single by this afternoon,
hunted like a dog tomorrow morning,
and in a pauper's grave by tomorrow evening...

New Braunfels, Texas

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23 Oct 15

...
i fully expect to be single by this afternoon,
hunted like a dog tomorrow morning,
and in a pauper's grave by tomorrow evening...
Say it ain't so Rookie! Remember the, the.... oh that place in San Antonio.

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23 Oct 15

if it "goes without saying", when will it leave???

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23 Oct 15

Originally posted by rookie54
so i'm gonna have to tell you myself...
You're a bandit?

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23 Oct 15

Originally posted by rookie54
if it "goes without saying", when will it leave???
It already has.

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23 Oct 15

Originally posted by divegeester
You're a bandit?
it's quite easy to misspell, "band-aid"...
yer forgiven...

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23 Oct 15

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
It already has.
figures...

chemist

Linkenheim

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25 Oct 15

Originally posted by rookie54
figures...
A picture says more than 1000 words?

Yo! Its been

Me, all along

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25 Oct 15

Originally posted by rookie54
have you ever been texting a good friend, or, a significant other,
and,
you get this urge to type something just a tad offbeat and obscure and even slightly offensive,
and,
as yer typing you laugh to yerself at yer cleverness at bringing joy to someone's dreary day,
and,
as you tap send, yer phone refuses to acknowledge yer finger as an adequate si ...[text shortened]... afternoon,
hunted like a dog tomorrow morning,
and in a pauper's grave by tomorrow evening...
Oops!
Tomorrow is another day, chalk this one, or maybe that hour to hastiness un stopped, when other days let free that freedom is welcome.
Anyway, she might laugh :-)

Already mated

Omaha, Nebraska, USA

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25 Oct 15

i secretly enjoy playing 1. f3

chemist

Linkenheim

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29 Oct 15

Originally posted by coquette
i secretly enjoy playing 1. f3
How can you play that secretly? Any 1. f3 tournaments out there?

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29 Oct 15

Originally posted by Ponderable
How can you play that secretly? Any 1. f3 tournaments out there?
i do sincerely believe she meant that she'll play it, but grimace severely, as if in the throes of a gout attack...
but,
secretly, she enjoys a gout attack...