@kewpie said
Peas are just as fattening as cheese, or toast for that matter.

Don't be silly.

By weight cheese has typically 5 times the calories of peas.
Given that peas are far less dense than cheese you could probably make that 10 times by volume.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
The 'lashings of ginger beer' thing was really a tip of the hat to Enid Blyton and The Famous Five.

Good choice with the Assam tea.

I knew that🙂 one of my favourite tv comedies of all time is
‘Five Go Mad in Dorset’