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Slightly used jet for sale.

Absolute lowest price USD $15,000,000.

Bring own fuel for test flight.

Act now and we will throw in 239 free flight attendants.

Al Qaeda discount available through March 31rst ONLY!!

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Originally posted by whodey
Slightly used jet for sale.

Absolute lowest price USD $15,000,000.

Bring own fuel for test flight.

Act now and we will throw in 239 free flight attendants.

Al Qaeda discount available through March 31rst ONLY!!
Now these flight attendants are virgins right?

w

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Now these flight attendants are virgins right?
No, no, that's only if you crash the plane into a building.

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Originally posted by whodey
No, no, that's only if you crash the plane into a building.
Mae West Life Jacket Vests (Size XL) included?

chemist

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Originally posted by whodey
Slightly used jet for sale.

Absolute lowest price USD $15,000,000.

Bring own fuel for test flight.

Act now and we will throw in 239 free flight attendants.

Al Qaeda discount available through March 31rst ONLY!!
I don't get the joke...

w

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Originally posted by Ponderable
I don't get the joke...
What joke?

Do you want to buy a plane from Malaysia or not?

It's only got 540,000 miles on it.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Mae West Life Jacket Vests (Size XL) included?
Ok, but you better be ready to pay for the upgrade.

Read a book!

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17 Mar 14

Originally posted by whodey
Slightly used jet for sale.

Absolute lowest price USD $15,000,000.

Bring own fuel for test flight.

Act now and we will throw in 239 free flight attendants.

Al Qaeda discount available through March 31rst ONLY!!
😞

itiswhatitis

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Originally posted by whodey
What joke?

Do you want to buy a plane from Malaysia or not?

It's only got 540,000 miles on it.
There's underware on sale at this forum too... don't know how many miles on them, but $15 seems a little steep for used undies. The jet sounds like a better deal.

itiswhatitis

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Originally posted by whodey
Slightly used jet for sale.

Absolute lowest price USD $15,000,000.

Bring own fuel for test flight.

Act now and we will throw in 239 free flight attendants.

Al Qaeda discount available through March 31rst ONLY!!
Woah, hold the phone... just who exactly is expected to feed and house those "free" flight attendants if I buy your jet? hmmm?

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Originally posted by lemon lime
There's underware on sale at this forum too... don't know how many miles on them, but $15 seems a little steep for used undies. The jet sounds like a better deal.
Are u up for a trade?

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Originally posted by lemon lime
Woah, hold the phone... just who exactly is expected to feed and house those "free" flight attendants if I buy your jet? hmmm?
They have those tasty meals on the plane to eat, with a bag of nuts.

Misfit Queen

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Originally posted by whodey
What joke?

Do you want to buy a plane from Malaysia or not?

It's only got 540,000 miles on it.
That's just cold, man.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
That's just cold, man.
I just pray that they are all alive.