Have you ever met someone so perfect...

Have you ever met someone so perfect...

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Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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... that you feel the urge to hurt them?

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Originally posted by Seitse
... that you feel the urge to hurt them?
That's why I self-harm πŸ˜‰

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Yes, and it hurted a lot. Not to mention the blood I lost.

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Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason
That's why I self-harm πŸ˜‰
You were faster with the joke. 😞

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Originally posted by Metacomedian
You were faster with the joke.
It's not easy being perfect.

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Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason
It's not easy being perfect.
I may or may not want to hurt you.

Über-Nerd

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Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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Originally posted by moonbus
For those who might need this service:

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-35585087
I can be your fake boyfriend for free.

Constant Gardener

The Plot

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Scoffer Mocker

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Originally posted by Seitse
... that you feel the urge to hurt them?
Every chance I get.

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Originally posted by Seitse
I can be your fake boyfriend for free.
No you can't, you'll have to pay me.

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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Originally posted by JS357
No you can't, you'll have to pay me.
I've always wanted a pimp! πŸ™‚

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Originally posted by Seitse
I've [b]always wanted a pimp! πŸ™‚[/b]
You want to be pimped? πŸ˜‰

Misfit Queen

Isle of Misfit Toys

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Originally posted by Seitse
... that you feel the urge to hurt them?
No.

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Originally posted by josephw
Every chance I get.
Try picking a Bible verse which talks about something nasty and post it at them.