04 May '14 09:18>
If your next house also explodes unexpectedly, try buying a non - exploding house.
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyOur local deli sells cottage cheese already upside down
My neighbor Anita says: "Cottage Cheese stays fresher longer if stored upside down in the fridge."
Originally posted by NoEarthlyReasonCarry this to its' natural conclusion and you will end up with a pet human being; they kill everything.
If you're sick of cleaning up after your pet, buy another pet that is one of it's natural predators. This can be repeated until you own a tiger or a pod of orcas.
Originally posted by redbaronsMayonnaise isn't just for ham samaches anymore. It has many other uses.
if you get home and cant be bothered to cook order a takeaway.