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God is at one with Trump

God is at one with Trump

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Trump is praying to God one night and asks for a blond with wild wavy hair.

God naturally assumes Trump is talking about himself and so it became

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Netflix has asked Trump to play himself in a new series;

He refused as he cannot remember how many promises he has broken and lies he has told and is totally confused between the difference between a lie and a promise

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Trump is writing to all the Universities in the World to have a modification made to a 'serious error' in dictionaries:

when one looks up God, the name Trump should appear first

when one looks up Trump the name God should appear first

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Trump and Hump sound similar

To hump someone is to shaft them

Sound okay with you poor American suckers who voted for him.

Having said that; if you REALLY want a politician to totally (slang for intercourse) your economy - ask Albo and maybe the no charm - Chalmers; that is one big, monumental screw up.

Politicians give us years of financial pain; at least the lunatic dictators will end it in a few button presses of the big red

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@Martin


Somebody's living rent-free in your brain.

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every day the bucket drops to the well
one day the bottom will drop out
yes
one day the bottom will drop out

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@rookie54 said
every day the bucket drops to the well
one day the bottom will drop out
yes
one day the bottom will drop out
A whole lot of ppl are hoping that he falls into the well.


😀

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@moonbus said
A whole lot of ppl are hoping that he falls into the well.


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Only it wouldn't be Christian like to pray for this to happen. 😉

Appear Republicans are even starting to turn against him, took them long enough in my humble opinion.

-VR

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@Very-Rusty said
Only it wouldn't be Christian like to pray for this to happen. 😉

Appear Republicans are even starting to turn against him, took them long enough in my humble opinion.

-VR
The Christian thing to have done would have been not to have voted for him in the first place !

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@moonbus said
The Christian thing to have done would have been not to have voted for him in the first place !
@moonbus,

You know I wouldn't want to start anything but perhaps many Republicans are not Christians??? 😉 My Father always told me never talk about Politics or Religion, he had a very good point!!

-VR

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@Very-Rusty said
@moonbus,

You know I wouldn't want to start anything but perhaps many Republicans are not Christians??? 😉 My Father always told me never talk about Politics or Religion, he had a very good point!!

-VR
All the people who think they are Republicans are Republicans, but not all the people who think they are Christians are Christians.

The 64,000-dollar question is, what is the overlap between those two groups of people?

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@moonbus said
All the people who think they are Republicans are Republicans, but not all the people who think they are Christians are Christians.

The 64,000-dollar question is, what is the overlap between those two groups of people?
@moonbus,

I know exactly what you mean and I have met many Christians who I wouldn't say are actually Christians just by their behavior and the way they treat others. I am Roman Catholic but don't pratice it or consider myself a good one either. 😉

However I do believe in a higher being than myself, call it what you may!
No Ghost, not talking about you! 😛 😉

-VR

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@moonbus said
All the people who think they are Republicans are Republicans, but not all the people who think they are Christians are Christians.

The 64,000-dollar question is, what is the overlap between those two groups of people?
I believe there may be a few out there in the heartland, but it is a sliding scale.

Those who like what Trump is doing, are certainly not Christians. The two are at opposite ends of the morality scale.

Think of it this way. There are absolute scads of people for Trump, but there are precious few in this country who actually follow what Jesus preached. Overlap? I for sure would not expect that in a million years.


Now there obviously IS overlap between those who follow Trump and those who SAY they follow Jesus. Trump himself says a LOT of stuff that's not true.

Another thought: Trump's only thought of God is whether he will qualify for Heaven. To him, everything is about him ONLY. Christians, the ones who actually follow Jesus, are told that is the exact wrong answer.

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@rookie54 said
every day the bucket drops to the well
one day the bottom will drop out
yes
one day the bottom will drop out
"but I swear it was in self-defense"

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@Martin said
Trump and Hump sound similar

To hump someone is to shaft them

Sound okay with you poor American suckers who voted for him.

Having said that; if you REALLY want a politician to totally (slang for intercourse) your economy - ask Albo and maybe the no charm - Chalmers; that is one big, monumental screw up.

Politicians give us years of financial pain; at least the lunatic dictators will end it in a few button presses of the big red
Maybe one day the word Trump will have similar meaning.

"To trump someone is to attempt to hump them."

Normal people don't need to see the actions too many times before they can figure it out for themselves.

Except maybe MAGA, I think MAGA likes it. But yeah, they're always been weird.