16 Jun 18
Originally posted by @lemon-limeI've often squeezed a lemon,
Phalanges covered with flesh
Are fingers nevertheless,
Fingers aren't thumbs but thumbs are dead ringers
For short stubby odd looking fingers
I've never squeezed a lime,
but my brain is squeezed quite dreadfully.
each time you try to rhyme.
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeAhem
I've often squeezed a lemon,
I've never squeezed a lime,
but my brain is squeezed quite dreadfully.
each time you try to rhyme.
A poem entitled...
The Timeless Poem
( by Sir Lemon C Lime )
Adherence to meter and rhyme
Is so ectoplasmatic sublime
And much like nose nugguts
Adhering to lug-nuts
Will stick to the end of all time
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeAnd not only that, I was hoping to get more than 3 thumbs down from the down thumbing St Dumbs thumber...
Dude, you can't rhyme thumbs with thumbs.
Totally illegal.
I am very disappointed 😞
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeWait a minute, hold the phone, keep yer britches on...
Dude, you can't rhyme thumbs with thumbs.
Totally illegal.
Seriously. Keep them on or turn off the web cam 😛 😕
Not only do thumbs rhythm with thumbs, but they are spelled and pronounced exacty the same.
You can't get any closer to perfection than that.
16 Jun 18
Originally posted by @lemon-limerhythmic thumbs???
rhythm with thumbs
stop playing with yerself...
16 Jun 18
Originally posted by @lemon-limeFundamental to 'rhyme' sir is that one word 'rhymes' with an entirely different word. A word can not rhyme with itself, any more than a word can make you a full English breakfast or trouser press your pantaloons.
Wait a minute, hold the phone, keep yer britches on...
Seriously. Keep them on or turn off the web cam 😛 😕
Not only do thumbs rhythm with thumbs, but they are spelled and pronounced exacty the same.
You can't get any closer to perfection than that.
16 Jun 18
Originally posted by @lemon-limeSubstitute 'wing nuts' for "lug-nuts"... it makes more sense.
Ahem
A poem entitled...
[b]The Timeless Poem
( by Sir Lemon C Lime )
Adherence to meter and rhyme
Is so ectoplasmatic sublime
And much like nose nugguts
Adhering to lug-nuts
Will stick to the end of all time[/b]
Also, substitute 'carried himself in a bucket' for "carried his stuff"...
We mere mortals can't do that, but ghosts can.
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeWho presses pantaloons?
Fundamental to 'rhyme' sir is that one word 'rhymes' with an entirely different word. A word can not rhyme with itself, any more than a word can make you a full English breakfast or trouser press your pantaloons.
Who wears pantaloons?
what are pantaloons?
16 Jun 18
Originally posted by @lemon-limePantaloons:
Who presses pantaloons?
Who wears pantaloons?
what are pantaloons?
1. Wide breeches worn especially in England during the reign of Charles II.
2. Close-fitting trousers usually having straps passing under the instep and worn especially in the 19th century.
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pantaloon
17 Jun 18
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukehe has a valid poetic license I'm told
Fundamental to 'rhyme' sir is that one word 'rhymes' with an entirely different word. A word can not rhyme with itself, any more than a word can make you a full English breakfast or trouser press your pantaloons.
17 Jun 18
Originally posted by @lemondropThe Ghost, in his wisdom and omnipotence, revoked that license. He has also been banned from wearing pantaloons.
he has a valid poetic license I'm told
17 Jun 18
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeYou mean you revoked his licence (perhaps after you licensed him).
The Ghost, in his wisdom and omnipotence, revoked that license. He has also been banned from wearing pantaloons.
(Although our American cousins use license for both verb and noun)
17 Jun 18
Originally posted by @wolfgang59Don't expect pantaloons for Christmas sir!
You mean you revoked his licence (perhaps after you licensed him).
(Although our American cousins use license for both verb and noun)
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