Don't you just hate it when...

Don't you just hate it when...

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...you put on your favourite music station so you can get some much-needed relaxation, and there's some radio play on about rural/small town life that's probably appallingly worthy and features a cast of dour actors with West Country accents.

Doug Stanhope

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Er... do you really tune music stations? In 2015?

Tell me you're joking, please.

free tazer tickles..

wildly content...

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know what i find amusing to the point of hate???
when my habits, firmly rooted in the sixties; music was on lp, food was prepared by sweat, and bell bottoms were groovy!!!
are called into question by some funking punk from the future who thinks if his big mac doesn't fall into his mouth already chewed he won't eat it!!!

PAH!!!
streaming music, indeed...
SPLORPH!!!
digital pizza...
DONK!!!

begone whippersnapper!!!
and stay off my lawn!!!

Doug Stanhope

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Originally posted by rookie54
begone whippersnapper!!!
and stay off my lawn!!!
Make me!

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wildly content...

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Originally posted by Seitse
Make me!
rock salt and red dye #40 in this scattergun will have you wishin you'd had more sense!!!

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Radio? Wazzat?

New Braunfels, Texas

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'Scattergun' is such a great word. My grandfather also used 'smokeless 44' for his cannon of a pistol.

Doug Stanhope

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Originally posted by MontyMoose
'Scattergun' is such a great word. My grandfather also used 'smokeless 44' for his cannon of a pistol.
Do all gringos name their PCDs*?

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* PCD stands for Phallic Compensatory Devices, a.k.a. guns

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Originally posted by rookie54
know what i find amusing to the point of hate???
when my habits, firmly rooted in the sixties; music was on lp, food was prepared by sweat, and bell bottoms were groovy!!!
are called into question by some funking punk from the future who thinks if his big mac doesn't fall into his mouth already chewed he won't eat it!!!

PAH!!!
streaming music, indeed...
SPLORPH!!!
digital pizza...
DONK!!!

begone whippersnapper!!!
and stay off my lawn!!!
Beware "Gray Power" eh? ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜€

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Originally posted by Seitse
Do all gringos name their PCDs*?

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* PCD stands for Phallic Compensatory Devices, a.k.a. guns
And pickup trucks.

The bigger the truck, the smaller the... well, you know.

Doug Stanhope

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Originally posted by Suzianne
And pickup trucks.

The bigger the truck, the smaller the... well, you know.
Really? Who names their truck?!?!

Misfit Queen

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Originally posted by Seitse
Really? Who names their truck?!?!
No, I'm saying that a pickup truck is another PCD, like guns.

Doug Stanhope

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Originally posted by Suzianne
No, I'm saying that a pickup truck is another PCD, like guns.
Oh, yeah, gotcha. Ironically, the other PCD out there is women. Prize
women, for that matter.

Isn't it ironic that a PCD can be the opposite of sporting a penis, i.e.
female?

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Originally posted by Suzianne
No, I'm saying that a pickup truck is another PCD, like guns.
Seitse understood that well.

But what about the Kindergarten moms bringing their offspring the few hundred meters with a BIG SUV?

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Originally posted by Ponderable
Seitse understood that well.

But what about the Kindergarten moms bringing their offspring the few hundred meters with a BIG SUV?
Perhaps the big SUV is suggesting that something else she has is big, i.e. her husband's income.

The "rich husband" is for women what the "hot girlfriend" is for men.