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The So Fist

Voice of Reason

Joined
28 Mar 06
Moves
9908
28 Aug 18

Can you write a Chess Poem?

free tazer tickles..

wildly content...

Joined
09 Mar 08
Moves
201134
28 Aug 18

i tried to move e4,
my way was blocked by his knight...
our civilized lil board game,
devolved into a gunfight...

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The So Fist

Voice of Reason

Joined
28 Mar 06
Moves
9908
28 Aug 18

Originally posted by @uzless
Can you write a Chess Poem?
The Pawn, so slow so slight,
yet can kill with a touch of Erudite.
The Bishop, on angles,
can leave you in tangles.
The Castle (or Rook),
is often overlooked
Because the Horse, of course
is a much better force.
But the Queen, when unseen
is a bloody killing machine!

Resident of Planet X

The Ghost Chamber

Joined
14 Mar 15
Moves
28730
28 Aug 18

Originally posted by @uzless
Can you write a Chess Poem?
Here's one about a rook,
2 minutes it took,
like the surprise of a parcel
he'd randomly castle,
loved to play 'out of book'.

G

santa cruz, ca.

Joined
19 Jul 13
Moves
376505
28 Aug 18

roses are red
violets are blue
your game sucks
and mine does too

Treat Everyone Equal

Halifax, Nova Scotia

Joined
04 Oct 06
Moves
599112
28 Aug 18

Originally posted by @lemondrop
roses are red
violets are blue
your game sucks
and mine does too
Mine must suck worst than yours you are 3 wins 1 loss and 2 draws against me in Clan Challenges. 😛

-VR

Gothenburg

Joined
11 Mar 16
Moves
26985
28 Aug 18

Every move you make
every piece you take

- I'll be watching you...

G

santa cruz, ca.

Joined
19 Jul 13
Moves
376505
28 Aug 18

Originally posted by @very-rusty
Mine must suck worst than yours you are 3 wins 1 loss and 2 draws against me in Clan Challenges. 😛

-VR
your poetry sucks even more

Joined
29 Dec 08
Moves
6788
28 Aug 18

Originally posted by @torunn
Every move you make
every piece you take

- I'll be watching you...
Lovin’ It!

Every single day
Every game you play
Every trap you lay
Every knight you slay
I'll be watching you🙂🙂

free tazer tickles..

wildly content...

Joined
09 Mar 08
Moves
201134
28 Aug 18

violets grow in dirt,
roses have their thorns...
i like playing chess so much,
i'll watch pawns in porn...

G

santa cruz, ca.

Joined
19 Jul 13
Moves
376505
28 Aug 18

Originally posted by @rookie54
violets grow in dirt,
roses have their thorns...
i like playing chess so much,
i'll watch pawns in porn...
what can a porn pawn do
other than screw

free tazer tickles..

wildly content...

Joined
09 Mar 08
Moves
201134
28 Aug 18

given the silence i've heard,
chess players don't like words...
understandable i guess,
considering they're world class nerds...

Jack Torrance

Overlook Hotel

Joined
04 Feb 11
Moves
46866
28 Aug 18

Every day near dawn
We come to Red Hot Pawn
We have our own language but we know what we mean
Pins skewers and forks but fools mate's seldom seen
A knight on the rim is grim so they say
But a horse on course is a force
And now to put the ladies minds at ease
Because in our chess club we seldom have sleaze
When we discuss the Scandinavian opening we don't mean some Swedish whore
And when we chat about Birds we mean pawn to f4.

Quiz Master

RHP Arms

Joined
09 Jun 07
Moves
48793
29 Aug 18

Look!
A rook.
By the knight,
it gave me a fright.
Because you don't often see people with honorary titles with members of the crow family.

Treat Everyone Equal

Halifax, Nova Scotia

Joined
04 Oct 06
Moves
599112
29 Aug 18

Originally posted by @lemondrop
your poetry sucks even more
Wake up Maiden Gertrude, it was a FACT not poetry! 😛

-VR