cats

if i start to like them, they take advantage

dogs are better

Dogs grovel, cats sneer at you. I prefer my pets independent.

Hmm 😠 ...... I’ve come up with a new cheap eco friendly way of deterring them from jumping onto
my 6’ lapwood fence then into my garden. I’ve placed chunky shrub cuttings along the top
at strategic points. There are 3 of them, one comes over the flat roof, one at the side and one over the gate.
I haven’t seen one for a week so it looks promising at this early crude stage of design. 🙂

Cats are intruiging, charming animals - you never quite know what to expect

Originally posted by @apathist
if i start to like them, they take advantage

dogs are better

Dogs are a good judge of character

Cats know the best spot to maintain optimal climate

Cats would feel nothing if you died. They use you for food. It's nothing like the unconditional love of a dog.

Originally posted by @ashiitaka
Cats would feel nothing if you died. They use you for food. It's nothing like the unconditional love of a dog.

I don't know you are wrong.

Your dog sees you feeding him, opening doors to let him outside
and giving him what he needs. He thinks you are God.

Your cat sees you feeding him, opening doors to let him outside
and giving him what he needs. He thinks he is God.

Both cat and dog are surpassed by the friendly hamster.

I've had mean cats but never a mean dog

Originally posted by @ashiitaka
Cats would feel nothing if you died. They use you for food. It's nothing like the unconditional love of a dog.

Bollocks. Dogs love whoever feed them. Cats are consistent and just love themselves 😉

Originally posted by @trev33
Bollocks. Dogs love whoever feed them. Cats are consistent and just love themselves 😉

Dogs give respect. Cats demand it.🙂

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Both cat and dog are surpassed by the friendly hamster.

I bonded with a hedgehog. I think I win.

chickens...
they give you breakfast...
if they give you grief,
they're supper...

Originally posted by @apathist
I bonded with a hedgehog. I think I win.

Depends what you mean by 'bonded.'