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Check your pits!

I'm 50% through the day and it's been a busy one.

On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd give me a 3.

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Is 1 like a clear crystal lake and 10 a rotting carcas? Or is it the other way round?

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
I'm blessed when it comes to man-sweat. Even after a hard days work (which doesn't happen very often, let me tell thee) I'd only reach a 2 at maximum.

Today, CFT is at zero. Possibly into minus figures if you consider my perfumed poncery.
Well not only do I not stink, but my sweat droplets are considered small currency in some less developed countries.

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
I'm blessed when it comes to man-sweat. Even after a hard days work (which doesn't happen very often, let me tell thee) I'd only reach a 2 at maximum.

Today, CFT is at zero. Possibly into minus figures if you consider my perfumed poncery.
Me too, I don't really sweat, even when I'm playing cricket all day in the hot summer air.

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
We're blessed amongst men.


I've just realised that lady-sweat is a beautiful thing. Can't beat the stench of a woman's arm pit. Fresh sweat and perfume. Oooh.
Ugh.

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
Hey, its subjective.

I did say fresh sweat.
And perfume.

Once again, ugh.

(And by the way, its subjective what?)

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Originally posted by hopscotch
Check your pits!

I'm 50% through the day and it's been a busy one.

On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd give me a 3.
As per usual... my armpits smell like Jean Paul Gautier (the perfume, not the man)...

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Originally posted by hopscotch
Check your pits!

I'm 50% through the day and it's been a busy one.

On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd give me a 3.
Take that peg off your nose and you will soon realise you are a 9.5 tending toward a 10

🙂

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
I've just realised that lady-sweat is a beautiful thing. Can't beat the stench of a woman's arm pit. Fresh sweat and perfume. Oooh.
I thought I was the only one! My girlfriend's body odour is kind of sweet and sour but mixed with her natural odour, it drives me wild in a savage sort of way.

(I hope you weren't kidding)

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Originally posted by darvlay
I thought I was the only one! My girlfriend's body odour is kind of sweet and sour but mixed with her natural odour, it drives me wild in a savage sort of way.

(I hope you weren't kidding)
You're not the only one, her scent does that to me too.

Kidding!! Only kidding...

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