A continue-the-story game

@great-big-stees said
threatening to cause Starfrit’s rock solid hold on the

oven cleaning monopoly he had worked for several years to establish, as well as his hold on the banister by the stairs leading down into aunt Matildas basement, to become alarmingly spongey and soft, and leading him to wonder if perhaps

@kilroy70 said
oven cleaning monopoly he had worked for several years to establish, as well as his hold on the banister by the stairs leading down into aunt Matildas basement, to become alarmingly spongey and soft, and leading him to wonder if perhaps

like Hasbros’ monopoly on”Monopoly”, Starfrit might attempt to take over

@great-big-stees said
like Hasbros’ monopoly on”Monopoly”, Starfrit might attempt to take over

the entire world wide oven cleaning market.

He was convinced the secret for making this happen could be found somewhere in Aunt Matildas basement. And if he knew just what exactly it was he was looking for he could then

@kilroy70 said
the entire world wide oven cleaning market.

He was convinced the secret for making this happen could be found somewhere in Aunt Matildas basement. And if he knew just what exactly it was he was looking for he could then

have a bargaining chip with which to help with his evil plan to become, not just the King of the oven cleaning world but maybe the world

@great-big-stees said
have a bargaining chip with which to help with his evil plan to become, not just the King of the oven cleaning world but maybe the world

- the whole world! He could hardly believe his good fortune.

@torunn said
- the whole world! He could hardly believe his good fortune.

To monopolize the cleaning of ovens from Sydney to London, then to hold the world to ransom by threatening to withdraw his oven cleaning services; this was his dream, and it was close, now, but then he realized

@indonesia-phil said
To monopolize the cleaning of ovens from Sydney to London, then to hold the world to ransom by threatening to withdraw his oven cleaning services; this was his dream, and it was close, now, but then he realized

that he had no idea what he should be looking for in Aunt Matildas basement. He searched his pockets for a book of matches and lit one of the torches (it was a very old and spooky house) at the bottom of the stairway.
What he saw astounded him. On shelves designed for storing canned goods, preserves and pickled pigs feet were row after row of nothing but glass containers with labels saying "Auntie Matildas skin cream/oven cleaner".
So not only was old lady poised to corner the oven cleaning market, she could also sell the off-white creamy stuff as a beauty product.
"That's brilliant!", he exclaimed. "Now why didn't I think of th..."

Just then everything went black and he passed out, because behind him holding a cloth soaked in essence of pickled pigs feet was none other than

@kilroy70 said
that he had no idea what he should be looking for in Aunt Matildas basement. He searched his pockets for a book of matches and lit one of the torches (it was a very old and spooky house) at the bottom of the stairway.
What he saw astounded him. On shelves designed for storing canned goods, preserves and pickled pigs feet were row after row of nothing but glass containers wi ...[text shortened]... d out, because behind him holding a cloth soaked in essence of pickled pigs feet was none other than

Aunt Matilda herself. She said, as she bonked him on the noggin with one of her pickled pigs feet containers, "What do you think you're doing young man? How many times have I told you that you were not to play with fire because you know all to well what happened the last time you

@great-big-stees said
Aunt Matilda herself. She said, as she bonked him on the noggin with one of her pickled pigs feet containers, "What do you think you're doing young man? How many times have I told you that you were not to play with fire because you know all to well what happened the last time you

decided to try an experiment - an explosion which made them fly out the window. It was the first time in years they were out together. 🙂

@torunn said
decided to try an experiment - an explosion which made them flow out the window. It was the first time in years they were out together. 🙂

with him, at the moment, being more out than her. She started feeling pangs of regret hoping that it was merely a temporary situation and that he'd come around soo because she

@great-big-stees said
with him, at the moment, being more out than her. She started feeling pangs of regret hoping that it was merely a temporary situation and that he'd come around soo because she

she wanted to get out too and somebody had to babysit

@torunn said
she wanted to get out too and somebody had to babysit

the quints, who were abandoned by their parents, aunt Matilda’s drug addled son and his “wife” who

@great-big-stees said
the quints, who were abandoned by their parents, aunt Matilda’s drug addled son and his “wife” who

was naturally addled and had no experience with raising children. She wasn't actually the drug addled son's wife even though she insisted they were married. Regardless, Aunt Matilda was willing to take in and care for the quints out of the kindness of her heart, and because she could list them as dependents on tax forms.
But as fantastic as any of this might seem there was even more to Aunt Matilda than met the eye because

@kilroy70 said
was naturally addled and had no experience with raising children. She wasn't actually the drug addled son's wife even though she insisted they were married. Regardless, Aunt Matilda was willing to take in and care for the quints out of the kindness of her heart, and because she could list them as dependents on tax forms.
But as fantastic as any of this might seem there was even more to Aunt Matilda than met the eye because

someone, who is protected by a court ordered ban from being named, suggested that AUNT Matilda was in fact an UNCLE…no not the spy thingy and was

@great-big-stees said
someone, who is protected by a court ordered ban from being named, suggested that AUNT Matilda was in fact an UNCLE…no not the spy thingy and was

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