What is it like to be a bat?

You perverts know that Hofstadter, Chalmers, and Dennett are all dead wrong, right?

Only yes/no answers will be considered.

Would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
OR WOULD YOU RATHER BE A BAT

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Surely it depends on how soft or hard the ball is?

@AThousandYoung said

Would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
OR WOULD YOU RATHER BE A BAT

Video game footage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W32Hutreh-g

@shavixmir said
Surely it depends on how soft or hard the ball is?

@Lionel-Hutz said
Spic bro, high five!