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Originally posted by Nemesio
I doubt you actually read those things, much less having read them in any sort of scholarly way.
Even in your claim to the contrary you betray ignorance. For example, the Torah is merely the
first five books of the Bible, also called the Pentateuch. If you were not ignorant of the various
scriptures that comprise the Sacred Texts of these religions, the ...[text shortened]... hat
specifying having read the Bible would render mentioning the Torah as redundant.

Nemesio
I was referring to the New Testament, not the Old Testament. And yes, I did read the Bible, Torah (it was a scroll that I read, and in Hebrew ... yes, I read Hebrew), and the Qur'an.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I've read loads from the bible (I was forced to).
But to tell you the honest truth, I can't remember most of what I read, but I do remember wiping my arse with pages from one.
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My goodness, a wesser wisser or whatever you call it in German.

When is primary school's holidays over so this guy stops popping in RHP and spamming?

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Originally posted by Seitse
My goodness, a wesser wisser or whatever you call it in German.

When is primary school's holidays over so this guy stops popping in RHP and spamming?
You talking about me?!?

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Originally posted by scherzo
I was referring to the New Testament, not the Old Testament. And yes, I did read the Bible, Torah (it was a scroll that I read, and in Hebrew ... yes, I read Hebrew), and the Qur'an.
Well, that's interesting, because the Torah doesn't refer to the entire 'Old Testament,' just the
first five books of it. So, if by 'Bible' you oddly meant 'New Testament' then you weren't really
referring to all of the books people call Holy anyway.

Given your lack of fluency in the simple nomenclature, I have difficulty believing that you read
any of these texts in any sort of meaningful way.

Nemesio

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The Wild Boys by William S. Burroughs

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Originally posted by Nemesio
Well, that's interesting, because the Torah doesn't refer to the entire 'Old Testament,' just the
first five books of it. So, if by 'Bible' you oddly meant 'New Testament' then you weren't really
referring to all of the books people call Holy anyway.

Given your lack of fluency in the simple nomenclature, I have difficulty believing that you read
any of these texts in any sort of meaningful way.

Nemesio
As if you are so much more well-informed.

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Originally posted by scherzo
As if you are so much more well-informed.
Hey kiddo, just do a little search on my posting. I'm a little more informed than the average
reader about the Bible, and I do a little more than make pot shots at books that people call
Scripture for cheap laughs.

Here, let me do it for you:
http://www.redhotpawn.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=96476&page=10
http://www.redhotpawn.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=90593&page=7
http://www.redhotpawn.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=89684

I'm not a professional Biblical scholar, but I'm pretty well informed, butch. And, at least,
I know the difference between 'Old Testament' and 'Torah' and between 'Bible' and 'New Testament.'

Nemesio

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Originally posted by scherzo
As if you are so much more well-informed.
Did Nemesio make you feel like an ass? Answer carefully; this is a test.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Did Nemesio make you feel like an ass? Answer carefully; this is a test.
Wrong question. Right one would be: Has Nemesio owned you?

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Originally posted by darvlay
The Wild Boys by William S. Burroughs
Ha! I'd almost forgotten about that book.

Wasn't really high on my list of favs either.

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Originally posted by Seitse
My goodness, a wesser wisser or whatever you call it in German.
Hm, how do I tell you the correct word without sounding like a Besserwisser?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Hm, how do I tell you the correct word without sounding like a Besserwisser?
You can't.

Gotcha!

Edit. Oh wait, you just did.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Wrong question. Right one would be: Has Nemesio owned you?
*pwned

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Originally posted by Seitse
You can't.

Gotcha!

Edit. Oh wait, you just did.

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